Coked Up

On par with politicians hot air, global coal production and coal fired power generation has reached an all time high, with a respective 10.3 terawatt hours and 8.3 billion tonnes for 2022. However the report did not give the numbers for what must have been an overtime laden coal sorting bonanza in Santa’s workshop.

Heaven knows that Globalists and politicians stockings will be overflowing with coal this Christmas, putting an extra workload on Rudolph and the other reindeer. It is reported that Just-him Truedope will strictly be receiving a stocking of sand for “him” to pound in the necessary fashion, as a gift of coal would only provide “him” with a lifetime supply of blackface substrate.

Happy Holidays, and see everyone in the new year.