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An EAT-MORE Epic?
"OH HENRY!" she cried in pleasant consumptive delight, Nougat, nuts, and chocolate, surely only the mandible could put up a fight? From an infernal machine it must have been shat, Only those devil...
Worn & Weary
This week's post has been cancelled due to lack of interest on my part. ENDPOLITICIANS.COM has become a burden for many reasons, most of which, that of being monkey-fucked by so much intrusive...
Nothing Has Changed Except the License Plates
It Cannot be Unsaid, Nor Should it How does the old saying go?: If you loathe something, let it fly, and if it comes back to bite you, so fucking be it. Sounds about right to me, though tweak it a...
OBJECTS IN MIRRORED ARE DUMBER THAN THEY APPEAR
Nymph o' maniacs indeed. Forget the ugly stepsisters, how's about a case of terminal verbal diarrhea personified of the spewing siren suffocative synopsis. So it goes, south. Always south, south in...
Revolutionary, Model 292D – Floridian (Swamp Drainers)
Leopards and Tigers, but no bears, oh my Animalistic prowling, today and gone by Yearning safari, all encompassing scope In situ waste of atoms, a perfect isotope Now in admission,...
Vitamin Q for Strong Bones
Devils Tower. Hmm, all of a sudden London and Washington DC come to mind. Well, my mind anyways. But what about Ottawa? one must be thinking. If so, clearly one has not been paying necessary enough...
Ain’t Nothin’ But a
Doggedness for escapement. A propensity for complexity? Nope. Pretty standard fare, even for a dolt. A perplexity of apoplexy? Yup. Energetically stroked out, an irate distaste to conflate under a...
казан (Cauldron)
могила (Tumulus) Wracked and ruined sickly body withstanding symptomatic diseased head Adjoining cervical attachment regulation guaranteed bloated leeches fed Nervous hypothyroidism manifested...
Cannibalistic Missile
If it were as it was so it will seem as it is being evermore profoundly prolonging continuance befitting taken disputation rendered immensely impractical intuitive dispossession furtively sowing...
His & Hers Incaptulator – Model 34.5-X
Fourword Go the slugs. Slime. Habit-Trail Life went on in varying detail. For all parties involved, up until the hour, it was a regular weekend the likes of which had played out so many times...
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