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Thermo-Couple Oil Philtre
Tit for tat What could be wrong with that? Levy the fine No softwood of mine Secure the load Such an undulating road Crevice that canyon Thoroughly uprooted banyan Surmounting of hills Hydraulic...
Don’t Be That Dick
It was but a stark equation The sum of his fears compiled greater than Compounding retractive subtraction reassessment Heightened in degrees of multiplying additional Integers determinant in...
Seven Layer Yellow Cake
Heightened convection swirls promotional insipidness stratified decay Admixture reagents organizational reanimation forced fizzling reactor Rising containment shaded element reactions fuelling...
Fresh Out the Box
It was nothing they hadn't experienced before, though this time, strangely, in analytical and anatomical proportions, it would be different, in the eventual relief such contemplative restructuring...
Whisk-Whisk Tsk-Tsk
Fourword Welcome to the Cascade. Compositional Metallurgy A penny for my thoughts? Really though, such a high price to pay, and all you freeloading cheapskates have thoroughly proven it over the...
Caltrop Lollipop
Where to begin as the cowards pile in So many found in deceiving ground Shoddily shod unobstructively trod Piercing of sole such unwanted whole Both sides of fence animals so dense Braying thicket...
Talk About Simile – Like a Bolshevik in a Bouncy Castle
Talk about setting the vice precedent. Like Matthew Perry in a hot tub and J. D. Vance in a Turkish bathhouse this is going down hard and fast. Yeah, way over their heads indeed. Yup, they'll both...
The Bleating Incoherent Contradiction and Diarrhea In a Meat Grinder Diplomacy
Fourword Pinocchio Dumb-Fucchio Braggadocio To lambaste or not to lambaste, that is the question? Or, to lamb-baste or not to lamb-baste in greasy grilling, perhaps such is the flocking question? Or...
Thicker Than Uluru
What is such rank other than what stink one so Chooses to noxiously emit? Emaciated starvation, yet one now ignorantly wields such handed over Skillfully on a silver platter while now claiming to be...
Grumble Pie À La Choad
Fourword Up the ol' wazoo. The Familial Ms. Direction, what a bitch. Borne of state fornication and the all encompassing need to fuck the general populace at large in what must be a sociopathic...
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