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Arced to by to
Itinerant manifestations, but a thought, fruition comes to bare Slinking multitudinous, amplitude generation, apparitional modulation devoid Insofar surrounding, loosed periodically, definitive...
The Story of the Moral?
Fourword A Would-Chuck Chuck? He was hoping this would be the year, by golly geez was He ever hoping! You know what, Jesus McFuckin’ Christ!, ‘hoping’ is definitively a monumental Mount Baker...
Floccinaucinihilipilification or Something Like That
Sad to say with all that trembling, at such a young age and all, but he had a touch of the palsy. Poor bugger. Silly me - misread the report. It turns out, as he accumulatively turns out that he...
Neanderthal Crux
Fourword Space Aliens With Rayguns! They were asking for it. You mean in so many words? No, no, a bunch of fuckin’ mutes They were. You mean like a bunch of door mutes? Nope, for You see, at least...
Dippity Do!
Closeted Blue Jays Superfan T.R. created this T.O. masterpiece! Not bad for a Beantown Wildcard beatdown! Go Jays Go!
Eagle the Bogey
Hail Caesar! Hail Caesar! Oh Caesar, you are so great! No doubt you will comp plebeian scum such as me a tessera for entry into the Colosseum. Not only so, but a few minutes and words away from your...
Drawing the Blind
Peepshow extraordinaire A bunch of pussies Spreading it openly They were asking for it Foaming at the mouth Lip service fully swallowed Indifferent to restraint Penetrative backdoor aficionados...
Fodder Forgive Them For They No Knot What They Do
He wondered if They knew what He Knew. Surely some of Them had to know, no? Well, it was the biggest shell-game, hoax, and lie perpetrated upon supposed societal humanity, was it not? Yes, it...
Tapestry of Bullshit
In as much is their illusion Overly paired upon greasy Delusions adeptly swallowed Tongues are intently vacuous Entrapment over decency Always looking intently through Pare a graft enlightenment...
The Loch Ness Cometh!
Here you have it Crazies and Mental-men - ENDPOLITICIANS.COM’s first guest posting by someone of the living flesh, and caressable living flesh at that! Go figure - hourglass figure, it out of...
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