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Their Endless Grot

by EndPoliticians | Nov 5, 2026 | Blog, Cryptic Analytic, Eye of Sauron, Graft, Hidden In Plain Sight, Offended By The Alphabet?, Philosophy, Pulpify, Scum of the Earth, Shock Gobbles, Skulking In the Shadows, Slop Trough, Stupidity Incarnate, The Human Condition, Throne Trolls, Truth Be Told, Word Salad, Writing

Certainly it not be coincidence that MI6 rhymes with ‘inhalers of endless “royal” dicks!?’ Unquestionably that CIA rhymed too intrinsically well with ‘crown “royal” gay!?’ Now what about that CSIS incorporating endless ‘internal “royal” penis telekinesis!?’ Take it...

The Goop Fathomed Nine and a Half Deep

by EndPoliticians | Oct 8, 2026 | Blog, Graft, Nature, Offended By The Alphabet?, Philosophy, Science, The Human Condition, What Happened?, Word Salad, Writing

Once fashionable panoptic veered fathomless humouring myopia attentions attenuate detailed aphrodisiac gravitational short drawn dark matter caisson displacement dispersement substantive substrate ensnared entrenchment fettered raison d’être shallow foundational...

Crown Joules

by EndPoliticians | Sep 23, 2026 | Blog, Philosophy, Poems, Skulking In the Shadows, The Human Condition, Throne Trolls, Word Salad, Writing

Time does but squirrel so enter the laurel overthrown since before before Hallmark illusion subservient acquiescent requiem adored perched metastasis Triumphal dysfunction surrounds surmount leach led abscission droned tangle Swarm tenebrous egregious polymorphic...

Gott Strafe Kanada?

by EndPoliticians | Sep 10, 2026 | Blog, Offended By The Alphabet?, Philosophy, Poems, Politics, Shock Gobbles, Skulking In the Shadows, Throne Trolls, Writing

Southern Slattern Pattern. Mute Alacrity Tribute! Monopsony Monstrosity? A Basket of Goods? Decade Packaged Bads? Poorocity Velocity? Centripetal Chafing? You Put the Lotion? Territorial Cat-O’-Nine-Tails? Osmotic Pressure Treasure? Taxation Dullification?...

Scar Strangled Manner

by EndPoliticians | Aug 27, 2026 | Blog, Offended By The Alphabet?, Philosophy, Poems, Pulpify, Slop Trough, The Human Condition, Writing

Fourword Pâté Cake Pâté Cake Baker’s Man-of-War So goes the Empire Seated it be drawn Meshed threshing Full on vacuously sealed Death rattle ululation siren projection cacophony Pantaloon swooned debagging Skirted ceremoniously reverting Dangled paroxysm...

Shades of Grey-Pit – It’s All Good!?

by EndPoliticians | Aug 13, 2026 | Blog, Eye of Sauron, Graft, Hidden In Plain Sight, Mom's Contribution, Offended By The Alphabet?, Philosophy, Pulpify, Skulking In the Shadows, Stupidity Incarnate, The Human Condition, Throne Trolls, Writing

Fourword Weight of the whirled Doom-A-Get-He It is shadier within than the rash of Mossad connected Jeffrey Epstein associates pulling the old disappearing function of inhaling and exhaling oxygen act necessitating synaptic brain activity ether sensing biological...