$haron is Karen

Fourword USA! USA! USA! USA! Fossilized Aggrandized The straw that Brokeback mountin’ a camel tow.  Talk about whetting the bed! Spread eagle!  To the see floor! Watered down! Beak beak beak beak beak! Hey, it’s Trump’s amphetamine addled & rattled homoerotic...

Screel Deen!

Fourword Oy Vey! America Today! The Cludites Arise! Welcome to the Gettysburg address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. No paper tigers there, just greasy baboons. Real, real greasy, poop-slinging baboons, slip sliding and sputtering on that Israeli choked rat-a-tat-tat fat....

Jumping Off A Cliff Notes

Fourword Corporate Whores & Globalist Sluts Hatch the Incubating Beast Aye-yai-yai-atollah: Poof!, no longer of this world – one hundred and forty-four virgins and counting up, up and away. Surely the Supreme Leader has been blessed a heck of a lot more...

Thoroughly Broken Undulation Machine

Holey Fuck – talk about crossing the line. Up in arms – all the way to heaven, like.  Blam, Blam, Blam – he shoots!, he scores!, and the crowd goes wild!, though not like those Girls Gone Wild of yore – ah, the good ol’ days. How the times...

An Ounce of Perversion Is Worth a Megaton of Impure

Fourword Y’ought to have salad! Glug, Glug, Smug, Smug Chop, chop. Line ‘em up. Blow this up your knows, dames and fellows! Flotsam upon their logorrheic jetsam – come and get you some! Humdrum humbug keel haul who’s the vessel to be drug down under entire...