Screel Deen!

Fourword Oy Vey! America Today! The Cludites Arise! Welcome to the Gettysburg address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. No paper tigers there, just greasy baboons. Real, real greasy, poop-slinging baboons, slip sliding and sputtering on that Israeli choked rat-a-tat-tat fat....

Jumping Off A Cliff Notes

Fourword Corporate Whores & Globalist Sluts Hatch the Incubating Beast Aye-yai-yai-atollah: Poof!, no longer of this world – one hundred and forty-four virgins and counting up, up and away. Surely the Supreme Leader has been blessed a heck of a lot more...

Thoroughly Broken Undulation Machine

Holey Fuck – talk about crossing the line. Up in arms – all the way to heaven, like.  Blam, Blam, Blam – he shoots!, he scores!, and the crowd goes wild!, though not like those Girls Gone Wild of yore – ah, the good ol’ days. How the times...

An Ounce of Perversion Is Worth a Megaton of Impure

Fourword Y’ought to have salad! Glug, Glug, Smug, Smug Chop, chop. Line ‘em up. Blow this up your knows, dames and fellows! Flotsam upon their logorrheic jetsam – come and get you some! Humdrum humbug keel haul who’s the vessel to be drug down under entire...

“Royal” Sceptre Sepsis & Celebrity Halitosis – Blown, Out of Proportions

Fourword Shamrocks & a soft spot. They Put a Cork in It In Case Yours Offended By The Alphabet Creator Truly did not spell it out well enough for y’all, He recently went on a trip to Ireland. And let me tell you something from personal experience:...

Move Over Kosher and Get the Halal Out of Here

Fourword Someone’s gotta do it! Iron Triangulation Strangulation So what’s the skinny, all you fathead fucks? Slim chance, that medium, heavy-duty catastrophe. All that one can see in need of apostrophe’s. See-to-slimy-see is all it can be....