Screel Deen!

Fourword Oy Vey! America Today! The Cludites Arise! Welcome to the Gettysburg address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. No paper tigers there, just greasy baboons. Real, real greasy, poop-slinging baboons, slip sliding and sputtering on that Israeli choked rat-a-tat-tat fat....

Jumping Off A Cliff Notes

Fourword Corporate Whores & Globalist Sluts Hatch the Incubating Beast Aye-yai-yai-atollah: Poof!, no longer of this world – one hundred and forty-four virgins and counting up, up and away. Surely the Supreme Leader has been blessed a heck of a lot more...

Thoroughly Broken Undulation Machine

Holey Fuck – talk about crossing the line. Up in arms – all the way to heaven, like.  Blam, Blam, Blam – he shoots!, he scores!, and the crowd goes wild!, though not like those Girls Gone Wild of yore – ah, the good ol’ days. How the times...

An Ounce of Perversion Is Worth a Megaton of Impure

Fourword Y’ought to have salad! Glug, Glug, Smug, Smug Chop, chop. Line ‘em up. Blow this up your knows, dames and fellows! Flotsam upon their logorrheic jetsam – come and get you some! Humdrum humbug keel haul who’s the vessel to be drug down under entire...

“Royal” Sceptre Sepsis & Celebrity Halitosis – Blown, Out of Proportions

Fourword Shamrocks & a soft spot. They Put a Cork in It In Case Yours Offended By The Alphabet Creator Truly did not spell it out well enough for y’all, He recently went on a trip to Ireland. And let me tell you something from personal experience:...