by EndPoliticians | Dec 23, 2025 | Blog, Shock Gobbles, Writing, WTF?
He knows when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake! Correct that – They know when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake! Damned seat-sniffers – They got their ways! Many, many ways! The technological age! The dirt they got...
by EndPoliticians | Nov 20, 2025 | Blog, Covid-19, Graft, Life, Nature, Science, Shock Gobbles, The Human Condition, Truth Be Told, Writing
Fourword A Would-Chuck Chuck? He was hoping this would be the year, by golly geez was He ever hoping! You know what, Jesus McFuckin’ Christ!, ‘hoping’ is definitively a monumental Mount Baker megalithic understatement of immovable reverence of actionable orifice...
by EndPoliticians | Nov 13, 2025 | Blog, Graft, Hidden In Plain Sight, Offended By The Alphabet?, Pulpify, Shock Gobbles, Slop Trough, The Human Condition, The-Ology, Throne Trolls, Writing, WTF?
Sad to say with all that trembling, at such a young age and all, but he had a touch of the palsy. Poor bugger. Silly me – misread the report. It turns out, as he accumulatively turns out that he actually had a touch of the ballsy’s. Poor buggered. Many a touch....
by EndPoliticians | Nov 5, 2025 | Blog, Graft, Lies, Life, Offended By The Alphabet?, Pulpify, Shock Gobbles, Skulking In the Shadows, Slop Trough, Stupidity Incarnate, Truth Be Told, Writing, WTF?
Fourword Space Aliens With Rayguns! They were asking for it. You mean in so many words? No, no, a bunch of fuckin’ mutes They were. You mean like a bunch of door mutes? Nope, for You see, at least door mutes have substance, and want nothing to do with any sort of...
by EndPoliticians | Oct 23, 2025 | Blog, Offended By The Alphabet?, Pulpify, Shock Gobbles, Skulking In the Shadows, Slop Trough, Truth Be Told, Writing
Hail Caesar! Hail Caesar! Oh Caesar, you are so great! No doubt you will comp plebeian scum such as me a tessera for entry into the Colosseum. Not only so, but a few minutes and words away from your Mount Olympus and programmed bleating disciples that lie to my face...
by EndPoliticians | Sep 18, 2025 | Blog, Eye of Sauron, Life, Mom's Contribution, Philosophy, Politics, Pulpify, Scum of the Earth, Shock Gobbles, Throne Trolls, Writing
Hey hey now what’s that smell? Just like corn-bred done too well! What you need, you know I got! So hands up…. That’s right, corn-bred. Yellow & knobby. Masters degrees in knees-iology. Dribbling chin diplomas – congrats to Topsy-Turvy Crazy Downside-Up...
