Writings
Getting creative with your thoughts.
Simply put, a collection of what the soft spongy organ encapsulated within my skull, between my ears has been able to generate with the electrical and chemical impulses of synapses through the teamwork of neurons, dendrites and axons to bring the external stimulus that my body encounters into what we call observations and ideas, and more specifically in my case brought forth through the medium of the English language.
I do also have a very basic French language function but I will not embarrass myself in that regard, nor bring insult to the proud and praiseworthy culture of French countries and communities around the globe.
Writings
The Coiffure’s Cloud Cuckoo Land Cocklocracy
Fourword Wrong angle right-angle. Jandal Express In ominous foreshadowing, all the stars aligned, in a criss-crossed confinement paralleled arrangement inhabiting the straight and narrows furtively...
The Pope’s Knows
And the crowd went wild with feverish fervour! Nascent bellowing markedly uplifting new spirit Effluvium uropygium denoting cardinal point Wangled denotation upon uropygial gland exhaustion Pestled...
Swipe Right and Affix Bayonets
It is said, in many places, that April showers bring May flowers, and in William's world, such would be the case, even though William, or Billy, as his friends, coworkers and, out of his own...
Erection Special – Hard Up Bullshit
Fourword Here we go again. Starter Salad Such an irremediable stink that personification of putrefaction is in whole-handed underfoot laid waste waylaying static brained terminally engrained...
Thermo-Couple Oil Philtre
Tit for tat What could be wrong with that? Levy the fine No softwood of mine Secure the load Such an undulating road Crevice that canyon Thoroughly uprooted banyan Surmounting of hills Hydraulic...
Don’t Be That Dick
It was but a stark equation The sum of his fears compiled greater than Compounding retractive subtraction reassessment Heightened in degrees of multiplying additional Integers determinant in...
Seven Layer Yellow Cake
Heightened convection swirls promotional insipidness stratified decay Admixture reagents organizational reanimation forced fizzling reactor Rising containment shaded element reactions fuelling...
Fresh Out the Box
It was nothing they hadn't experienced before, though this time, strangely, in analytical and anatomical proportions, it would be different, in the eventual relief such contemplative restructuring...
Whisk-Whisk Tsk-Tsk
Fourword Welcome to the Cascade. Compositional Metallurgy A penny for my thoughts? Really though, such a high price to pay, and all you freeloading cheapskates have thoroughly proven it over the...
Caltrop Lollipop
Where to begin as the cowards pile in So many found in deceiving ground Shoddily shod unobstructively trod Piercing of sole such unwanted whole Both sides of fence animals so dense Braying thicket...
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