Writings
Getting creative with your thoughts.
Simply put, a collection of what the soft spongy organ encapsulated within my skull, between my ears has been able to generate with the electrical and chemical impulses of synapses through the teamwork of neurons, dendrites and axons to bring the external stimulus that my body encounters into what we call observations and ideas, and more specifically in my case brought forth through the medium of the English language.
I do also have a very basic French language function but I will not embarrass myself in that regard, nor bring insult to the proud and praiseworthy culture of French countries and communities around the globe.
Writings
The Bleating Incoherent Contradiction and Diarrhea In a Meat Grinder Diplomacy
Fourword Pinocchio Dumb-Fucchio Braggadocio To lambaste or not to lambaste, that is the question? Or, to lamb-baste or not to lamb-baste in greasy grilling, perhaps such is the flocking question? Or...
Thicker Than Uluru
What is such rank other than what stink one so Chooses to noxiously emit? Emaciated starvation, yet one now ignorantly wields such handed over Skillfully on a silver platter while now claiming to be...
Grumble Pie À La Choad
Fourword Up the ol' wazoo. The Familial Ms. Direction, what a bitch. Borne of state fornication and the all encompassing need to fuck the general populace at large in what must be a sociopathic...
Playing In The Street
And the crowd went wild!!! In a non gazillion gallons of baby oil stockpiled zombie apocalypse readied P-Diddy Freak-Off catastrophe of hermetically harpooned hedonistic homogenous Hollywood...
Choking Synesthetic Vomit Accompanying Ongoing Privacy Rape Du Jour and the Reflexive Constipation
Who is one to say unless they have tasted it daily upon annum? A veritable smorgasbord buffet of deceit, open err, sleaze-guard vacated. Force-fed thievery that slow roasted mutton, across the way,...
On A Workly Basis
Fourword Out, out and away? Multifaceted Greasy Foreshadowing What an absolute piece of shit. Uncontained, running amok societally traversing, blindly a walking pace of disgrace that trodding....
Greasy Spooning À La Mode
....., and that's how you usher in world peace, kinship among humanity regardless of race, religion, gender, pathetic political phenotype, divisional desertification, and all of the other idealistic...
A Coked-Up Christmas
No surprise, coal demand for 2024 reached record levels; though with what seems to be a propaganda piece, Tass News Agency declares, "Global coal demand, mainly in the energy area, reached a new...
FLIM NIGRIV
VIRGIN MILF. Hmm, now there is an immediate concept for philosophical ponderance. On second thoughts, could be that miraculous conception? Mmm-Mmm, Mary, Mary, Mary! Although, come to theoretically...
Alpha-Bets the Gamma-Sutra
Well, it sure seems that Yours Offended By The Alphabet Producer Truly sure hasn't won any friends as of late. But you know what Yours Offended By The Alphabet Producer Truly says about friends...
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