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Here we go again.
Starter Salad
Indigestion!
Vote for me – I’ll give you verbal diarrhea of the mind!
No, no, vote for for me – Free terminal blood-poisoning of the soul for all!
Those two are both untruth tellers. Vote for my party – We’ll peel off your eyelids so you can see the irradiating gamma ray cohesiveness!
They are all shifty blasphemers, so vote for our righteous fringe party – An oxygen hypoxia’d gerbil inhabiting the parasitic host’s rectum is what we offer ya’ll!
Do it, do it, do it! – Validate their Globalist shit-hole system of everything is going to change except for the fact that nothing at all is going to change, except for the varying wafting of miasmic reek emanating from the grease-stained musical chairs adorning the chamberpot festooned likeness of moral prostitutes, thoroughly defunct personalities, beholden systemic puppets of cookie-cutter existence trapped in a make-believe nothingness somehow passing as a rational framework to validate the national geographical location boundary clearly in need of being crossed. You know, a veritable blackhole mercilessly swallowing all the matter from the outlying foundational structure.
Perhaps the underlying philosophical question governing the shamed and engrained political philosophaster bowel movement of our passing age is: Which pile of shit would one rather step into to have to trod along in tailing such a debilitating stride? Oh Cana-duh, what a Globalist shit-hole, the same as any Globalist shit-hole the world over – only a little bit dumber though. Heck, it’s in the name – Cana-duh. So fitting.
Clearly, only debilitatingly piss-brained subjects of sub-mental-retardation subjective analysis in varying and pitifully distinct geographical locations the Cana-duh, duh, dum nation over could actually turn out in enough mind-wiped droves to elect, for an entire wasted decade, a Globalist uber-hündin (super-bitch) the likes of Just-him Truedope’s cancerous, pathetic waste of atoms, fully prostituted, toady, drivelled, lack of any and all moral intuition, synapse-rotted depression, even after the “Liberal” Globalist fuck-tards went COVID-NAZI upon the entire nation. Welcome to Cana-duh: where ones intuition, of which, Yours Figurative Political Assassin Truly truly believes that there are literally millions of people across this wasted land who actually vote “Liberal” because their shit for brains existence thinks their vacuous indoctrinated semi-reality as in fact being “liberal,” therefore the only “logical” conclusion is name associative likeness in a bullshit “choice” of beholden political prostitutes. Besides what could be scarier to a liberal, other than the word “Conservative?’ Those fucking “Liberals.”
Although, Jesus McChrist – as mind-wiped as a any twanged filthy “Liberal” must surely be, they make the average New Democrat Party seat-sniffer look like a backroom aborted fetus run through a rusty wood-chipper after having been willy-nilly thrown in the dumpster by its “Liberal” choice choosing mother, of whom may very well even have a penis of “her” very own, be on “her” third weeks course of estrogen producing pharmaceuticals, and in all truth, special ordered the aborted female fetus from China, just to know what it truly feels like to be a “Liberal” lady fully in charge of her choosing three hundred pound, seemingly eternally pregnant, super hot sexy mama status that no doubt any true lady looks to acquire during “her” stay in a true lactating and ovulating female penitentiary. Those fucking “Liberals.” Oh wait, was Yours Offended By The Alphabet Truly not supposed to be ripping New Democrat Pansies in this paragraph? Well, such just reminded me of the “NDP” signs that Yours Political Lambasting Truly seen on his Easter trip to the Okanagan, which went something along the lines of: British Columbians Vote NDP To Stop Conservatives. Need one say more about NDP cognitive impairment? Do NDP’ers also only eat beef just to stop the slaughter of chickens? How about taking up two parking spots to stop parking lot door dents? Clearly NDP’ers think half as much as most, because hey: “There is always “FREE STUFF” to be had from someone who chooses to work hard to give it to a synaptic loafer. Those Fucking New Democrats, the word “Conservative literally makes them shit their pants in fright while rabidly foaming at the mouth in confused anger. Those Fucking New Democrats.
This “Conservative” leader is so greasy that Donald Trump thinks less of him than a Mexican, and would surely deport him to El Salvador on his first official visit to the USA! USA! USA! Okay, maybe Trump is right about one thing – deporting super-criminals to foreign maximum security prisons. Nope, word just in: any rational society would pack them like sardines into decommissioned vessels and feed the ocean going bottom-feeders with said lowlife ground traipsing bottom-feeders. Say, if Poilievre is not Trumps choice, and Trump prefers “Liberal:” leader Mark ‘Heavy Petting Zoo‘ Carney as Cana-duh’s PM, why have Canadians not chosen the opposite inclination of Donald Trump and overwhelmingly flocked to Pierre Poilievre in choosing? There is some Canadian psychology for ya’ll – The word “Conservative” brings more disgusting revile than the word Trump does north of the 49th, and that is seriously saying something. Those fucking “Conservatives,” playing the perverted and entrenched Globalist fiddle just as shrill a shill tune as any “Liberal” or “New Democrat.” Hey, Pierre, if you want to gain some footing in new political ground, just promise free abortions for all – you’ll have a super majority! Heck, I’d even vote for you. Those fucking Canadians. Abort them all! News Flash: Voting booths that double as abortion booths!? That’s what you get for voting – Suckers.
Carney Bang Goo
This article is certainly not telling anyone to vote, unless of course the choice is a literal steaming pile of dog shit on a chilly winter’s morning, then for sure you would be coming out ahead in one’s choice, especially if one dove face first into said fecal matter and then proceeded to smooch any and all of rational likeness in passing the word of such absurdity amongst the deprived masses. However, that being said, anyone who thinks Mark Carney’s “Liberals” are some sort of refreshing newness of what Just-him Truedope’s “Liberals” were must be even fucking dumber than the inanimate steaming pile of dog shit mentioned earlier in the paragraph and so strewn across the sleepwalking collective public’s faces claiming to have made a rational decision.
Carney is a deep-seeded and deep-seated and orchestrated Globalist “liberal” lobotomite far more dangerous than the literal Hand-Puppet that Just-him Truedope was in serving Globalist powers to sell Cana-duh and it’s supposed sovereignty to any and all other than the best interest of Canadians themselves (as are Poilievre and Jagmeet in lesser magnitudes). “Carney’s” tough on Trump bullshit and cutting the federal carbon tax for the benefit of Canadians is all a Globalist “Liberal” ruse devised to fool any dumb-fuck Canadian incapable of discerning between a lump of shit in a centrifuge versus a literal overflowing five gallon bucket of diarrhea in an alternate but sickly twinned Globalist excrement experiment. Carney is indeed the overflowing and metric system correct 18.927 litre overflowing Globalists choice in a sovereignty destroying centrifugal anomaly well underway for a decade of shame and WTF is going on here people!?!
All one need do to grasp the “Liberal’s” game plan and Modus Operandi is to understand that that Nasty, Nasty, Nasty Globalist Bitch Chrystia ‘Globalist Fellator’ Freeland has been kept on in the sulphur espousing “Liberal” Globalist shadow of conniving shame looking to dupe the aforementioned dumb-fuck Canadians unaware that Chrystia ‘Globalist Fellator’ Freeland’s dick far outweighed Just-him Truedope’s true eunuch status and as much as she pretended to distance herself from Truedope, her Globalist presence far outweighed any mindless hand-puppet gestures force fed to an absolutely mindless man-child that Just-him Truedope really is. A vote for Mark ‘Heavy Petting Zoo’ Carney is a far more dangerous and thoroughly destructive and obtuse vote than a vote for the man-child hand-puppet that Just-him Truedope most certainly was. Mark ‘Heavy Petting Zoo’ Carney and Chrystia ‘Globalist Fellator’ Freeland’s are on par with choosing Lou Gehrig’s disease over that of wanting a pliable and sovereign body. Sure Pierre Poilievre is the equivalent of shingles upon a quadruple amputee, and Jagmeet Singh being every sexually transmitted disease in existence all at once for eternity, including the latest zoonotic transmissions acquired from his orgiastic “Liberal” love affair of “Conservative” cock-blocking.
Perhaps it is time to let those “Conservative” itch-infested quadruple amputees drag themselves pseudo-smugly face-first into shreds upon such a debilitating and dumbed-down minority Canadian geographical location as the majority of inhabitants of Cana-duh refuse to admit that a literal steaming pile of dog shit on a chilly winter’s morning would serve many better than the crumbling Globalist framework somehow mesmerizing the divide and conquer playbook foisted over the masses so the politicians can get their golden pensions, book deals, future diplomatic postings, speaking fees, and all-round perverted system hobnobbing to prevent any true progress from being made to the bottom line of decency and true geographical location advancement.
My prediction is a “Conservative” win on the coming April 28th’s Canadian Election – And like Pierre Polievre himself’s personality and worth, a very slim one at that.
Of course, that frothing “Liberal” shit-hole of Ontario seems incapable of passing a mirror test. Fucking Ontario.
