Writings
Getting creative with your thoughts.
Simply put, a collection of what the soft spongy organ encapsulated within my skull, between my ears has been able to generate with the electrical and chemical impulses of synapses through the teamwork of neurons, dendrites and axons to bring the external stimulus that my body encounters into what we call observations and ideas, and more specifically in my case brought forth through the medium of the English language.
I do also have a very basic French language function but I will not embarrass myself in that regard, nor bring insult to the proud and praiseworthy culture of French countries and communities around the globe.
Writings
Caltrop Lollipop
Where to begin as the cowards pile in So many found in deceiving ground Shoddily shod unobstructively trod Piercing of sole such unwanted whole Both sides of fence animals so dense Braying thicket...
Talk About Simile – Like a Bolshevik in a Bouncy Castle
Talk about setting the vice precedent. Like Matthew Perry in a hot tub and J. D. Vance in a Turkish bathhouse this is going down hard and fast. Yeah, way over their heads indeed. Yup, they'll both...
The Bleating Incoherent Contradiction and Diarrhea In a Meat Grinder Diplomacy
Fourword Pinocchio Dumb-Fucchio Braggadocio To lambaste or not to lambaste, that is the question? Or, to lamb-baste or not to lamb-baste in greasy grilling, perhaps such is the flocking question? Or...
Thicker Than Uluru
What is such rank other than what stink one so Chooses to noxiously emit? Emaciated starvation, yet one now ignorantly wields such handed over Skillfully on a silver platter while now claiming to be...
Grumble Pie À La Choad
Fourword Up the ol' wazoo. The Familial Ms. Direction, what a bitch. Borne of state fornication and the all encompassing need to fuck the general populace at large in what must be a sociopathic...
Playing In The Street
And the crowd went wild!!! In a non gazillion gallons of baby oil stockpiled zombie apocalypse readied P-Diddy Freak-Off catastrophe of hermetically harpooned hedonistic homogenous Hollywood...
Choking Synesthetic Vomit Accompanying Ongoing Privacy Rape Du Jour and the Reflexive Constipation
Who is one to say unless they have tasted it daily upon annum? A veritable smorgasbord buffet of deceit, open err, sleaze-guard vacated. Force-fed thievery that slow roasted mutton, across the way,...
On A Workly Basis
Fourword Out, out and away? Multifaceted Greasy Foreshadowing What an absolute piece of shit. Uncontained, running amok societally traversing, blindly a walking pace of disgrace that trodding....
Greasy Spooning À La Mode
....., and that's how you usher in world peace, kinship among humanity regardless of race, religion, gender, pathetic political phenotype, divisional desertification, and all of the other idealistic...
A Coked-Up Christmas
No surprise, coal demand for 2024 reached record levels; though with what seems to be a propaganda piece, Tass News Agency declares, "Global coal demand, mainly in the energy area, reached a new...
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