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They Put a Cork in It

In Case Yours Offended By The Alphabet Creator Truly did not spell it out well enough for y’all, He recently went on a trip to Ireland. And let me tell you something from personal experience: “That Irish Rabbit Hole is a heck of a lot deeper and traversing than anything Cana-duh has to offer.” It all started when Yours Skewbald Truly watched the customs agent stamp my passport on arrival – of which aforementioned passport stamp actually did not register in my passport, and is nowhere to be found, except for the memory of my perception remembering that Yours Freelancer Truly had definitively watched the customs agent make the motion of appearing to stamp my passport. Strange but true. Eight hundred years of Crown infiltration is likely to do that to a geographical location, one must suppose. Agents of the Crown galore!? My thanks to the Irish.

Ireland: Possibly home to the most Palestinian flags on display, outside of the geographical location that should be drawn onto the map under the name of Palestine that is. Gaelic, the modern Irish language of ancient Celtic lineage has an Indo-European origin of which seems to be, like Celtic history, forgotten, overshadowed, absconded by and greatly misinterpreted and misrepresented by the main writers of ancient history – namely the Greeks and especially Romans, in continuation to academia today.

You know what else Ireland has? Why, shitty television commercials of course. Okay, shitty, outdated, anaemic, desperate – and all cheaply hocked upon the public and whored-out by American celebrities. Yours Lambaster Truly has not had TV in well over a decade, and from memory can remember that, sure, all TV commercials are shit, but the ones that I seen while in Ireland, and am about to display, though perhaps I am wrong, sure come across as an act of desperation, a cheap ploy, and a psychological operation of the swirling around the toilet bowl throne Crown of European filth across the centuries. Filth surely about to be laid to rest in the sewer where they truly belong. And then burned for sanitation purposes. And then the ashes shot into deep space with a trajectory for a supermassive black hole. Yes, that Crown: backstabbing, inbred hemophiliac child molesters, for a brief and underrated description. Let’s not forget about the Crown being genocidal maniacs, too! Blimey & Sieg Heil all rolled into one!!

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Say, why are American celebrities so intent on whoring themselves out for some sort of “Royal” affiliation? One might assume that is an America being the 49th county of England kind of thing, no? Heck, Donald Trump’s, like English “royal’ ancestry is as Teutonic as it comes! No wonder England was the first country that Tump signed a trade deal with. Mein Kampf – Is it a wonder that Donald Trump’s first wife said that Donald ‘Teutonic’ Trump used to read a book of Adolph Hitler’s speeches that he kept in a cabinet by his bed!? Blitzkrieg those Iranian nuclear facilities and look the other way at Israel’s ethnic cleansing in the Gaza Strip!

Oh right, almost forgot – filthy rich American celebrities whoring themselves out for “Royal Kingdom.” Hmm, seems like some entity wants to have “kings” and “royals” in the collective Irish public’s mind or something. “Royal Kingdom” – it’s totally free – and you don’t even fucking need wifi to play such awesomeness. As those Nazi “royals” would say: Verflucht Prima – Fucking Awesome! Did I mention there are no fucking advertisements in “Royal Kingdom” either!?

There is more of this garbage of American celebrities whoring themselves out for “Royal Kingdom.”

And don’t forget: “This kingdom that builds, also attacks!” Though, it is not like a kingdom’s disciples would ever hack into an Indian 787 Dreamliner and cause it to crash upon takeoff. That would be outlandish! Let’s let the inbred cyber-world “Royal Kingdom” show you a sanitized paradise for themselves:

There you have it people, a bunch of CGI created “royal” men keeping the company of an ambiguously sexed and underage archer purported to be the king’s daughter. Though something tells Yours Bullshit Detector Truly that that might have been the digital geographical location equivalent of Full-On Junior Epstein Island that such a bogus “royal” ship spotted and settled after having lost their original kingdom (no doubt to an inbred first cousin or full on fellating blood brother). Trust me, that “royal” purple wizard will make any child’s innocence disappear upon the waving of his not so magic wand.