Their Endless Grot

by | Nov 5, 2026 | Blog, Cryptic Analytic, Eye of Sauron, Graft, Hidden In Plain Sight, Offended By The Alphabet?, Philosophy, Pulpify, Scum of the Earth, Shock Gobbles, Skulking In the Shadows, Slop Trough, Stupidity Incarnate, The Human Condition, Throne Trolls, Truth Be Told, Word Salad, Writing

Certainly it not be coincidence that MI6 rhymes with ‘inhalers of endless “royal” dicks!?’ Unquestionably that CIA rhymed too intrinsically well with ‘crown “royal” gay!?’ Now what about that CSIS incorporating endless ‘internal “royal” penis telekinesis!?’ Take it...

It Is Drawing Nearer

by | Oct 28, 2026 | Blog, Cryptic Analytic, Eye of Sauron, Graft, Poems, Pulpify, Scum of the Earth, Shock Gobbles, Skulking In the Shadows, Slop Trough, Stupidity Incarnate, The Human Condition, Throne Trolls, Word Salad, Writing

Fourword Carriage bolt wight tail. Onanism, Onanism – Oh, Where Art Thou Omanism? Lard Almighty, why must you so indelibly fiddle-fuck around aground acrid addled ad hoc askew?  But what did us Conscientious Rejectors ever do to you, undeserving such perving...

Betake Bovver Robber Bearin’

by | Oct 15, 2026 | Blog, Cryptic Analytic, Eye of Sauron, Hidden In Plain Sight, Politics, Pulpify, Scum of the Earth, Shock Gobbles, Skulking In the Shadows, Slop Trough, Stupidity Incarnate, Throne Trolls, Writing

Fourword Y’all yaw yawing y’all Sinefile Scaly Fire breathing monsters – millennia in the making. Slaying Dragons was Big Business, so they slew and they slew and they slew and they slew….and they sharpened their swords too, oh how they sharpened...