Writings
Getting creative with your thoughts.
Simply put, a collection of what the soft spongy organ encapsulated within my skull, between my ears has been able to generate with the electrical and chemical impulses of synapses through the teamwork of neurons, dendrites and axons to bring the external stimulus that my body encounters into what we call observations and ideas, and more specifically in my case brought forth through the medium of the English language.
I do also have a very basic French language function but I will not embarrass myself in that regard, nor bring insult to the proud and praiseworthy culture of French countries and communities around the globe.
Writings
Alpha-Bets the Gamma-Sutra
Well, it sure seems that Yours Offended By The Alphabet Producer Truly sure hasn't won any friends as of late. But you know what Yours Offended By The Alphabet Producer Truly says about friends...
Blackballed to Taste
What a travesty. The insoluble dissolution, incontrovertible disgust, derogatorily immiscible irascibly stirring hideous concoction delivered ineloquently. Barnyard sensibility liquefaction...
Surgery With a Sledgehammer
Intersectional Dislocation Inundatory Obliteration Scarified Yesteryear Netherworld Continuity Regenerative Anomalies Stereoscopic Yardstick
Nonetheless Somethemore for Allthenone
Thought it necessary to give a shoutout to my besties. Those good old Rope, Beam, Rickety Stool, and sweet, endearing Gravity - oh, how Yours Crushed Hyoid Truly can rely greatly on them when times...
Savvily Revving
Votive to see, it so stalking me, how could it be, such a double vee? Vivarium replete, no space between, managing fleet, yet to be seen. Vegetative state, attaché same, substantive grate, all in a...
On the Warpath Beyond Wits’ End
Once upon a time, in a geographical location not so far, far away, there dwelled a hairy beast with hairy legs, hairy arms, hairy chest, hairy nostrils, hairy face, and even a hairy back. Even such...
Crappy Birthday Fuck-Face!
I'll be damned, my old school paper pulp Globalist supported calendar let me know today that November the 14th is none other than the birthday of that raving Teutonic-Limey bitch Queen Charles the...
Trouble in the Henhouse?
Listen bitch, keep your much more elegantly enunciated, youthful, sophisticatedly high class existence mouth off of my man and his body of work! I have been putting out and getting off on his...
Perverts and Vultures……(?)
Welcome to the Revolution! Anyone to have stumbled into even a basic level of enlightenment must have surely come to realize that a revolution should surely be described as follows - Revolution:...
Catching the P-Line
Crudely speaking, such elegance and poise. One for the ages, now burnt in synaptic encompassing neuronal pathway splendour. A mystery of the universe solved in one fell whoosh, magnificent yet...

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