What a travesty. The insoluble dissolution, incontrovertible disgust, derogatorily immiscible irascibly stirring hideous concoction delivered ineloquently. Barnyard sensibility liquefaction preposterously inhumane in asking, so goes in telling. A fermented insensibility harbouring chaotically immutable protestations. Ramshackle disbelief skirting felonious intent. Blimey codswallop Blighty disingenuous abomination hankering bottomless distaste atop saucered credibility, into the ditch! Truth or dare?: OK fine, one time I shit my pants, well actually they were shorts, and I was a kid, but I suppose it still counts.
Talk about a thought crime. Five across the eyes and a bullwhipping for the ages, tarred, feathered, then cervically tethered! No fandango, nor tango – dancing with the devil while tickling the dragons tail in enumerated pairing is the score. Abortively retrograding devolutionary syphilitic madness encephalitis lethargica abomination melange deranged interrogation technique. Splatterpunk horror-show violative senses clobbering full frontal assault traumatizing action. Low down dirty sons of bitches monkey-barrelled conniving lunacy act of war-torn  shellshocked crater dwelling inhumanity. Infinitely insidious impurity interjecting insertive insolence.
Eddied whirlpool ashamedly disgracing cup scuttling elemental purity keenness. One and the same two-timing Cro-Magnon debauching troglodytes flirting with a perverted recipe for disaster. Strained relational turbid opaqueness oozing debilitated spouting translucency muddling atomic malaise servitude confusion. Blackballed red-bush & Lady Grey containment vessel appendage dribbling defiling teat suckled excretions. Oolong in the making.
Alright, which one of you goddamn depraved Satan serving, backwards suffering “royal” titlarks put milk/cream in my tea!?
Or, sugar for that matter too!
Off with their teabag tampered heads!
