Cam’s shaft excitedly turns his faltering crank,

As a handlebar moustache tickles his taint.

Redlined palpitation races uncontrollably forward,

Leaving that kickstand buried in the dirt.

Ignition electric races in passionate direction,

Surging energy throes a throttling piston.

Guzzling of fluid a fill-up awaits,

A knucklehead consumption for the ages.

Yearning to ride in drag strip continuance.