Cam’s shaft excitedly turns his faltering crank,
As a handlebar moustache tickles his taint.
Redlined palpitation races uncontrollably forward,
Leaving that kickstand buried in the dirt.
Ignition electric races in passionate direction,
Surging energy throes a throttling piston.
Guzzling of fluid a fill-up awaits,
A knucklehead consumption for the ages.
Yearning to ride in drag strip continuance.