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Iron Triangulation Strangulation
So what’s the skinny, all you fathead fucks? Slim chance, that medium, heavy-duty catastrophe. All that one can see in need of apostrophe’s. See-to-slimy-see is all it can be. Shore-to-bulging-shore an immutable bulwark of greasy whores. Inchoate abortions of monumental proportions. Dip-shits, dumb-fucks, lying-cunts, derogatory runts. Aghast, alas, dick-to-mouth resuscitation, in such time they do so pass. Circle-jerk, their work, irredeemable Globalists shall not shirk. A star-spangled Iron Triangle implicitly dangled?
Ah, who gives a fuck, I got a heater in my truck, so it’s off to the rodeo! Let’s just non-fictitiously splashback splatterpunk shamateur hour at the appalling – Shalom! The greasiest of the greasiest! Move over kosher, and get the halal out of here! Like Volodymyr Zelensky at his own bar mitzvah, this is decades in the making; circumscribe that in cutting such short. Yes, like a rabbi at his own roast, prepare to be dis-robed.
That’s right, when said unscrupulous waste of atoms and sewage espousing queef-mouth dies, logic and the hard-truth rightfully dictates the number of pallbearers at his funeral to be two-in-number, due to the fact that there are only two handles on a garbage can. This human-filth – in endearing terms – of abscessed donkey scrotum is so full of densified bullshit, that not even the Dead Sea is able to float such human effluence of “royal” tagalong affluence. One may dare not call such a doublespeaking doom-bringer an environmentalist, but unequivocally, with such Globalist “royal’ affiliations, no doubt, like the “Windsors” themselves, and every other inbred tailing hemophiliac “royal” of European barnyard lineage, their favourite kind of tree, beginning in antiquity, is historically deep-rooted faggotry. But who could it be? Only one buffoon and ultra-maroon! Ol’ Benjy Yahoo:
Oy vey!! Holey Fuck! Jesus McChrist! That Israeli voting demographic must be even more lame-brained than the Canadian equivalent that managed to keep the Globalist hand-puppet, Just-him Truedope around for an agonizing decade of furtively frazzled disbelief. The above pictured spoof is of Ol’ Benjamin ‘Wiser Circumciser’ Netanyahu at the United Nations building in 2012 claiming that Iran was months, if not mere weeks away from having enough enriched uranium to build their first atomic bomb.
Fast forward thirteen years or so to just a few days ago, and now Benjamin ‘Wiser Circumciser’ Netanyahu has claimed that Iran has now enough enriched uranium to make “nine” atomic bombs (not three bigger atomic bombs, eighteen smaller atomic bombs, one-hundred and twenty-seven tactical nukes, or certainly not that one massive atomic bomb that the Israeli paranoid schizophrenic propaganda ministry keeps claiming Iran will use to turn greater Israel and surrounds into a giant reflective sheet of irradiated glassy likeness). Yup, “nine” atomic bombs, and just “months away” according to the ‘Wiser Circumciser.” Also according to Ol’ ‘Wiser Circumciser’ until recently Iran had never taken steps to weaponize their enriched uranium. So according to his own words, Benjamin ‘Wiser Circumciser’ Netanyahu was blustery bluffing those twelve or so years ago while shamefully flubbing Israeli propaganda ministry lies to the United Nations contingency. Surely it is not hard to imagine that the only truism to actually emanate from Benjamin ‘Wiser Circumciser’ Netanyahu’s mouth is the overwhelming stench of aristocratic semen intermingled with bacon and pork-rind cupcakes. Like Yours Alphabet Annihilator Truly said earlier: Move over kosher, and get the halal out of here!
So yes, twelve years ago Iran was “weeks” away from creating the first supposed Israel obliterating bomb, and have since then acquired enough enriched uranium for eight more nukes, but have in no way gone about, in those twelve years, in creating the means in being able to weaponize said uranium until just recently, which conveniently gave Israel’s Globalist masters the “justification” for bombing the holy-fuck out of Iranian society? Trust me, Yours Offended By The Alphabet Creator Truly is no fan of theocratic government, or any social system that would tell anyone that it is decree that one must cover their head, except for their face, while participating in society; but something, like the “amount” of bombs Israel claims Iran has the potential to make, does not pass a basic logic test. Though it probably has “absolutely nothing” to do with Iran’s plethora of oil & gas wealth that Globalist entities have been forbidden to exploit and control since the 1979 Iranian revolution and the Iranian theocratic regime preventing such from transpiring to this very day.

Iran in Two Months and Four Days According to the ‘Wiser Circumciser’
Why would Iran not weaponize the uranium and create said supposed atomic bombs after, having developed enough enriched uranium to make four atomic bombs? Maybe Iran’s leaders, out of spite, just take pleasure in enriching uranium instead of their general populace, and it is a no harm no foul kind of macabre Persian power game? Christ, look what those fucking European “royals” have accomplished in subjugating and flattening their subjects into for recorded history. Lord knows, once a country is able to produce an atomic bomb it sure seems to make them free and clear from being unjustifiable bombed the holy-fuck out of, no? North Korea case in point. Surely a country with enough doctors turning wangs into poontangs could scrounge up the consequential number of bright minds necessary to tickle the dragons tail and engineer a few nukes, no? Those Persians ain’t stupid you know.
Heck, you get one past Iranian president afflicted by small-man syndrome claiming that he wants to “wipe Israel off the map” and the Israeli propaganda ministry uses it to no end. Come on here people – Donald Trump just wiped the Gulf of Mexico off the map with the endless running of his mouth and a non-auto-signed pen and the world has already forgotten all about it for fucks sake. Does it not regretfully boil down to linguistics and the short attention span deciphering of such these days? It is like those stickers one occasionally sees on the back of a vehicle which states: “FUCK CANCER” – of which my immediate thought is, well it had better be breast cancer, and I must most certainly get there before the mastectomy, otherwise, where the heck am I supposed to put my penis? Heck, you try commuting home for an hour each day and not come up with thoughts like such.
Oh, right. Blowing the holy-fuck out of Iran for Globalist Israeli propaganda ministry doublespeak and the thoroughly camouflaged anticipated future corporate profits to come once regime change is murderously undertaken. Why is that when Israel sends a high explosive missile into an apartment building and clearly blows the fuck out of the adjoining residences, the Globalist affiliated “news” agencies only report that a high level member of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps was killed, and not what was most likely his entire family and the innocent families living within the terminal kinetic target zone of said missile? Or are they American made smart missiles that only sense what has to surely be the pure fleshy evil of a muslim and man gone wrong in standing up to Globalist terror for profit and infiltrated geographical location? But when Iran launches a retaliatory strike, the same Globalist affiliated “news” agencies, with heavy heart are all too prepared for the three innocent Israeli children to be killed spiel. Clearly, if only Iran’s theocracy is to be overthrown so the new Iranian Globalist regime can buy those spectacular American made smart missiles that never kill women, children, puppy dogs or goldfish and only seek out “mad muslims,” “raging Russians,” or “caterwauling Canadians” not intent on becoming the fiftieth county of England.
Lies for death for profit. Welcome to the world order. Prepared rightly for you. Move over kosher, and get the halal out of here! Now available via an app. Swipe something for fuck’s sake, the whirled depends on it!
Benjamin Netanyahu: Despicable douchebag. “Royal” sperm depository. Servant of Satan. Globalist fellator. Smart enough to know better. Crotchless panty wearer. Non-representative of the Jewish faith. Laughing stock of decency. Moral prostitute. Corporate Whore. Pathologically lying motherfucker. Donald Trump’s bromancer. Waste of atoms. War criminal. Self-hating scumbag. “Royal” sperm depository. Child murderer. Puppy dog hater. Gerbil fanatic. Defunct personality. Fart sniffer. Epitome of what not to aspire to be. “Royal” sperm depository. Guillotine ready. Fourth Reich daydreamer. Ethnic cleanser…..