Hail Caesar! Hail Caesar!
Oh Caesar, you are so great!
No doubt you will comp plebeian scum such as me a tessera for entry into the Colosseum.
Not only so, but a few minutes and words away from your Mount Olympus and programmed bleating disciples that lie to my face without so much as a baaah to be heard.
From where such a plebeian scum stands and an almighty Caesar sits, it would be the least that should be afforded to One who has been domicile violated, misled and lied to for now years on end in fuck-face fashion by numerous lurking in the shadows conspirators.
Hail Caesar! Hail, hail, hail! Golf ball sized hail!
