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Space Aliens With Rayguns!

They were asking for it.

You mean in so many words?

No, no, a bunch of fuckin’ mutes They were.

You mean like a bunch of door mutes?

Nope, for You see, at least door mutes have substance, and want nothing to do with any sort of banging – sight, sound, smell…

Hmm, well now He has caught Your interest and Their flung poop.

Like He was saying, They were asking for it, and You will be privy. No, no, He ain’t gonna pull the piss nor shit on You – this is Their time, They asked for it after all, but not in so many words. 

You mean like offended by the alphabet in not so many words? Now You are getting it! It only takes one after all. One word You mean? Sometimes, yes, but one alphabet is always guarantee enough for Them to be offended by. Holey crow! Yup, so goes the birdshot! A bunch of peckers! Tiny, tiny peckers!!!

So just who was exactly watching who??? Well, nobody knew anymore, it was that big a clusterfuck after all. Well, okay, He knew, but they did not want him to know. “How dare He!!!” 

But how could They shut Him up??? Well, They could have Him killed, but it had not come to that, yet. What do You mean yet? You mean Yeti, right? No, yet. He was an Abominable No-Man after all. Holey fuck! He would sure hope so……otherwise, hairy palms, going blind, eternal damnation….

But You must be thinking, well He has already been over that and They assured Him that They were not doing that anymore. What, You mean after They did it to Him for year upon years, They actually admitted to doing wrong, punished all Those involved and then verbally reassured him that absolutely nobody was watching Him inside His own goddamn house? Well, no, They never did that! What kind of decency, and how dare You think such ninny nonsense! So They never gave nor showed Him any peace of mind, common courtesy, justice, or other means of assurance that would lead him to any tranquility and the necessary stimuli to bring any basic or ultimate Closure of any sorts? Nope, nope They did not. Holey shit! Yeah, splatter pattern diarrhea of epic distortions – to put it mildly!!!     

Hold on just a fuckin’ minute here. Just why does He strive for excellence, go out into that Crown infested shit-hole world in a clearly fucked up universe and bust his balls so in juggernaut, Freelance Enterprises pride ridden livelihood??? Well, because it gives Him a sense of purpose, decency, accomplishment, pride, wherewithal, meaning, excellence, justness, exemplary…….oh, right, and it also gives Him the means to rent his own separated, non-adjoined abode away from the tomfoolery and dumb-fuckery of willful ignorance perpetrated by others. Well, at least such an abode is supposed to give Him such.

No, no, but They are not watching Him masturbate in His own goddamn fuckin’ house anymore. But how do You know, did they tell Him that? Don’t You remember: mutes of the non-door variety. So they let him know such – no more criminal-creep masturbation watching action without actually producing any stimuli such as speaking, sign language, a musical, charades, pantomime, pictographs, hieroglyphics, or short documentary film? Well, yeah, that is what They are claiming! But He believed it? Well, no, what kind of fuckin’ poltroon would believe such fuckin’ blind claim idiocy? Not Him! Yes, They had learned to lie to His face without so much as a word!! That is some fucked up programming You must be thinking! It sure fuckin’ is!!

But what exactly were They trying to tell Him anyways??? That They no longer watch Him period??? Or that They were just no longer watching Him whack-off in his supposed to be private domicile, that in fact they still watch Him in said domicile but out of respect(?) for Him put away those sickly perverted peepers when His pants go down and His hands do anything other than hold His cock for urination purposes? So, dick to hand is okay for pissing, but not whacking-off, but what about when He scroggs (Happy Birthday Wanda June!) his lady-friend in varying accomplishment – are They watching then? Well, They were not exactly clear about that, with Their lack of any sort of alphabetical coherence of  speaking, sign language, a musical, charades, pantomime, pictographs, hieroglyphics, or short documentary film. But why is it okay for Them to watch Him piss, shit, brush His teeth, read a book. vacuum……inside His own house, put possibly not watch Him masturbate?? He did not know, it did not make any kind of sense, as they were all things that He got a house to do within, so others would not watch Him do it! It was called common sense and basic logic. So watching Him whack-off inside His own house was not okay but watching Him shave His balls was okay??? Well, yeah, that’s what they let Him know without speaking, sign language, a musical, charades, pantomime, pictographs, hieroglyphics, or short documentary film. Well, that’s fucked up!!! It sure ffuckin’ is!!! 

So let You get this straight: They said absolutely fuckin’ zilch to Him about not watching Him inside His own fuckin’ house and in doing such they reassured him that they were not watching him solo-his-bolo inside His own fuckin’ house. Yup. Well how the fuck did They do that You must be thinking??? Well, They didin’t, but They convinced Themselves that They did. Well, That is fuckin’ stupid of Them. Beyond stupid, actually. But They gave Him Closure by some means right??? No, He already fuckin’ explained that up-paragraph in lurid detail. Holey Jesus!: nostrils, ear canals, anus, urethra, pores, navel, and those damn fuckin’ Roman nails!

Woe, woe, woe, wait just a mutton-pickin’ minute here People!!! You, forget about the masturbating angle there – They were watching Him inside His own fuckin’ house, why in God’s name were They doing that??????? Well that is the Neanderthal-Crux of asinine anthropological anathema They so unsophisticatedly inhabit. Was He dabbling in atomic explosive devices, dealing narcotics, running a pedophile ring, harbouring an illegal casino, selling secrets to the Chinese, creating a spy satellite, putting together a time-machine, digging a hole to Afghanistan, raping lemurs in Groundhog Day regularity, or any other type of nefarious behaviour? No, but He liked to eat take-out food, watch movies, masturbate and type all kinds of logorrheic nonsense on his offended by the alphabet keyboard thingamajig. Well, that’s the actions of a great percentile of the world’s population, minus the raping lemurs in Groundhog Day regularity of course You must be thinking. 

So why the fuck are They exactly watching Him inside His supposed to be private domicile? 

So why the fuck are They exactly watching Him inside His supposed to be private domicile? 

So why the fuck are They exactly watching Him inside His supposed to be private domicile? 

So why the fuck are They exactly watching Him inside His supposed to be private domicile? 

So why the fuck are They exactly watching Him inside His supposed to be private domicile? 

Beats the fuckin’ shit out of Him – and surely You too, right??? He would fuckin’ sure hope so!!! Well, it did not beat the fuck out of Them, for compiling years on end in fact. But They are not doing it anymore, right??? Well, obviously, They told Him in absolutely zero words or believable actions. You mean the lack of such things as speaking, sign language, a musical, charades, pantomime, pictographs, hieroglyphics, or short documentary film? Now You are catching on!!! Holey cheese!: perforated rotten Limburger! So what exactly again did They tell Him – that They weren’t watching Him in totality, or just not when His hand grabbed His pecker in non-urinating fashion, which obviously for their sickly perverted pleasure did not include fornicating with a lady-friend, as such does not fit Their peepers-away policy of the non-mastubatory reassurance lacking any sort of speaking, sign language, a musical, charades, pantomime, pictographs, hieroglyphics, or short documentary film. Holey policy!: Bazooka on an ant farm!!! Crazy fuckin’ shit – He knows!!!

Speaking of lady-friends – They were actually sending numerous women to His infiltrated geographical locations on a regular basis while They were endlessly surveilling Him inside His own fuckin’ house, in the hopes that He would smooth talk said women, with the end goal for Him to take said women back to His supposed to be private house, where They were indeed pervertedly and otherwise watching Him in all his activities, so They could indeed watch Him fornicate with said women and do who knows what with the footage that very well may have been recorded and shared in a hierarchy of unaccountable sexual exploitation. Yup, pretty much. Well, that’s kind of fucked up You must be thinking. And so You should. So He was so Distraught and Traumatized from having unaccountable creeps watch Him inside His own fuckin’ house for years on end of which They reassured Him that They were not doing that anymore without so much as speaking, sign language, a musical, charades, pantomime, pictographs, hieroglyphics, or short documentary film, so They went into overtime mode of sending even more women His way so that He would definitively take Them home and engage in many forms of sexual activity of which They were absolutely no longer watching because they reassured Him such by absolutely zero means of basic discernible assurance. So, They wanted to console Him with genital diplomacy while His personal embassy was fully wired for unaccountable creeps viewing, and probably listening pleasure. Yup, that’s what He is truthfully stating. That is pretty fucked up You must be thinking!! Pfft, pretty fucked up, that is a tragedy entwined calamity of utter insanity to state it mildly. Perhaps a fuckin Retard Express for lifelike description – Their fuckin Retard Express.

 

And before it slips His mind, let Him concretely state that, any “man” to have ever watched another Man masturbate, even briefly, inside what is supposed to be That Man’s private abode is unequivocally a Free-Flying-Fanatical-Fluffy-Faggot. That is Faggot with a double G, not the single G fagot of bundled stick variety. No offence to gay people in the above statement. Gay does not equate to faggot any more than caucasian does to white trash – they are highly separable. But could any of You imagine how much distraught trauma He has/is going through to have a plethora of unaccountable FAGGOTS sexually exploit Him in His own Fuckin’ house for years on end with Them pretending to have done something about the absolutely egregious tyrannical actions of not only watching Him masturbate in his own house, but to even watch Him in His own house, Period – FULL STOP. Stop it right fuckin’ yesterday – FUCKING COWARDS.

So surely when Their dirty little organizational secret was exposed by Him, They went out of Their way to cease and immediately desist and remove all those who engaged in such criminal behaviour towards Him, right? And obviously They also quit watching Him inside his home completely because there is absolutely zero reason whatsoever for Them to DEHUMANIZE Him to such abhorring measures right? Well, no, They did not do that, in fact, They, as explained numerous times up-paragraph gave him absolutely zero stimuli to ensure anything at all had been done about it, other than pretending to do something about it without even so much as speaking, sign language, a musical, charades, pantomime, pictographs, hieroglyphics, or short documentary film! Honestly, on occasion when He leaves His house he is forced to actually look at one of the FAGGOTS that participated in His years long sexual exploitation at Their organizational hands. Now, that is fucked up! Real fuckin’ fucked up. Real, real, real fuckin’ fucked up – and a telling sign of how much They give a fuck about making right what Their organizational unaccountability let Them get away with to Their ultimate unchecked will.

And as for that equipment that lets Them look at Him inside His own fuckin house at said uncouth, unchecked will, They have stopped using it on Him right??? He means, with all that non speaking, sign language, a musical, charades, pantomime, pictographs, hieroglyphics, or short documentary film non-proof and all, right? Well, would You all believe that whichever fuckin’ idiot, or idiots use said spy machinery, on occasion, are either or both too fuckin’ arrogant or stupid to not present me with the stimuli that gives Them away as still indeed wielding such equipment against Him inside His own fuckin’ home!!!!!! Plus He can actually sense the creep bombardment energy sometimes of Them watching Him in His own house. He supposes it must depend on the Creep doing the watching.

 So why the fuck are they exactly watching Him inside His supposed to be private domicile?

 So why the fuck are they exactly watching Him inside His supposed to be private domicile?

 So why the fuck are they exactly watching Him inside His supposed to be private domicile?

 So why the fuck are they exactly watching Him inside His supposed to be private domicile?

 So why the fuck are they exactly watching Him inside His supposed to be private domicile?

 So why the fuck are they exactly watching Him inside His supposed to be private domicile?

Oh, if only You knew who the fuck He was – what a goddamn tragedy!!!

Why are They at the Unpolished Brass pile of filth all such pusillanimous chickenshit cowards that tremble so in having to briefly speak with Him, a former pothead with a grade eight education. A former pothead with a grade eight education that contributed so much to a cause of battling the ignorance that served evil, but in return was met with an equal or greater amount of ignorance serving an evil of which They are either too blind or mirroring said ignorance in the selling of Their decency up-river and down-wind reassuring the past to but again ignorantly repeat. But golly gee, will they ever go out of their way to bombard him women in the realization that if he gives in to their genital diplomacy entrapment schemes it will be viewed by more than just Him and Her. But how many exactly? He guesses They probably do not even know the answer to that one. So what They are saying is that having a woman to love & scrogg supersedes and then makes it acceptable for Them to watch Him and Her in now what They believe to be a relaxed setting of Their creepy peeping no longer being the most fucked up thing in the Universe because Their “love,” if He follows it makes Them being unaccountable criminal creeps perfectly normal and acceptable. Well yeah, that is what They are letting on. Jesus McFuckin’ Christ!!! Tell Him about it!

But do They understand that the underworld criminal animal class of their opposite ignorance have absolutely nothing on Them as to Him even being in the decent bit troubled by the underworld criminal animal class and the harm that some of such people would like to do to Him? The underworld criminal animal class are in essence just being honest with Him, are underworld criminal animal class not? Yes indeed! So even if the underworld criminal animal class seriously hurt or killed Him, the peeping-tom damage that They in fact did to Him, watching Him ceaselessly for years on end in His own home, including a years long sexual exploitation, is far worse than a violent or non-violent death at such underworld criminal animal class hands? Absolutely!!! Honesty truly does go a long way – Duh! The truth hurts. Believe Him, it fuckin’ hurts. Why are They incapable of telling the truth?

Would He have a narcotics dealer be His drug counsellor?

Would He let a bartender be His Alcoholics Anonymous mentor?

Would He let a Terrorist be His tour guide?

Would He let a blind person be His driving instructor?

Would He let His sexual exploiters be His matchmaker?

Oh, right, and don’t forget about those fuckin’ FAGGOTS!!! They certainly are keen about rubbing it in His face.

What about that Yeti?

Really, the top of the food chain is just three chimps flinging poop at a plot-theme emblazoned wall, right? That is what His logic speaks to him in innumerable details.

Oh, if only You knew who the fuck He was!!! 

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