There was a gal from Vancouver
Who deftly could orally maneuver
None better in fact
To perpetrate the act
In litigation nobody could disprove her
Enter the Burnaby femme
Adept at handling stem
Numerous awaiting amassed
Through substrate they passed
Deep rooted horticultural gem
Handily harvesting grown girth
From bed planted solo
He adroitly actuated sharpened bolo
Rightly tossing his salad with mirth
Atop Grouse they did so grind
Such a treasured local find
Cautiously it did begin
Until time to go all in
For bestiality was on their mind
A gent from Surrey proper
Well seasoned at stealing copper
Through yard he did creep
Absconding without so much as a peep
The ginger girl’s parent did not try and stop her
Beating around the Coquitlam bush
After inhaling an abundance of kush
Now long and drawn out
The women hikers did shout
“For castration we will push!”
