Fourword
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Fossilized Aggrandized
The straw that Brokeback mountin’ a camel tow.
Talk about whetting the bed!
Spread eagle!
To the see floor!
Watered down!
Beak beak beak beak beak!
Hey, it’s Trump’s amphetamine addled & rattled homoerotic Pharmacy Phantasy – let him get his fill! Americanism Phantasm Orgasm – they be full of that shit! Loquacious logorrheic lexicon lullaby’s.
What a queer fellow in a queer land! So goes the empire! Public cross-burning to public cross-dressing in way less than a century! Talk about going south in a hurry – on the knees they plunder as they please! Melania doth peg-leg Trump’s alter-ego, no? America syndrome. Total meltdown! But could such a greedy “man’s” alter-ego be no other than $harin’? Oh yeah, spread that shit around: America – chintzy spread eagle thinly draped veneer. Though really, could such a tiny effeminate handed “man” just plain go by $haron in his Hanky-Panky-Yankee receivership so as to not let on that being a mighty-might sodomite lobotomite is more American than $harin’ any form of wealth other than to $hare one’s own wealth in figurative numerical public display so as to downtrodden them hoi polloi of zero joy aforementioned victims of death-throes financialization gone catastrophically awry. So when is the Douche Coin and Enema Coin IPO compelled unravelling? Do the flush, let it all out!
California dreamin’ on such a metaphorical nuclear winter’s day! You mean Ontario, California? Or is it America, California now? Who the fuck knows anymore when foresight goes out the window in favour of foreskin “presidential” rationale!? Does Cana-duh not just want its wet back? You mean like Lake Ontario? But Lake Ontario never went anywhere, except for the delusions of an amphetamine tweaking $haron-Karen and Americanism Phantasm Orgasm miasma chasm priapism truism snowballing down the Corporate Whore Yankee Doodle inbred canoodle machination infatuation, did it? Well, there is now that saliently apparent Gulf of America – so deep and dark and non-reflective. Lake America – now half bordering insanity upon the Gulf of America. (You will be graciously spared of the Ontario, California wanting to keep their wet-back analogy except for one’s own imagination). Though you will not be spared the idiocy of the Trump administration not changing Moosehead Lake in the state of Maine to Bud Light Lake – for Moosehead Breweries is one of Cana-duh’s oldest breweries (And Unionized) and so as such would not be a full on Americanism Phantasm Orgasm to have an American lake share the name with a Canadian Brewery……and what about New England and New York and New Jersey…?, for a country so Pinocchio braggadocio about “sticking it” to the Crown all them years ago, America sure has a velcro-womb craving Crown assimilation fetish with carrying on symbiosis of the lamb-lion’s financialization-perversion. And why is the Pound Sterling worth so much on the Forex market? With an economy and realm they so dwell, England should be bartering in squirrel foreskins, used chip & chip oil and spent feminine hygiene products. Is England truly not just the financialization capital of financialization gone wrong with all that Old Fugly Teuto & Associates Funny Money and Faggot Sorcery Holy Grail Antics outsourced to that wacky Americanism Phantasm Orgasm? Hey, can One not hypothesize as to how the synthesized squalor makes the Whirled go round?
Oh magic memory machine, have we not been here before some time before in Americanism Phantasm Orgasm linguistic nincompoopery before $haron’s nouveau riche reich bankruptcy seizure o’ epilepsy fit? Garth, Wayne, if you would please: “Dootle-oo, dootle-oo, dootle-oo, dootle-oo.” Ah, yes, those fuckin Freedom Fries! You mean French fries, right? Well, yeah they used to be French fries til France did not support the USA! USA! USA! bogus war of Globalist Factional Terror for oil and drugs and profits and power and dislocation and schizophrenia after “9-11” of which the Trump administration is attempting to polish of poorly to this very fuckin’ day. Yup, those fuckin’ Freedom Fries of Americanism Phantasm Orgasm. Freedom Fries!, because “America” and “Americans” (definitely not a Crown In America Faction & Co.) needed the Americanism Phantasm Orgasm “Freedom” to obliterate all them Muslim nations for aforementioned Corporate Whoredom and officially ring in the 21st century Crusade to bring American pornography and Cola Wars and Western Oil Conglomerates and Israeli Expansion and neutered servile “leaders” Middle East geographical locations over and chaos: don’t forget America’s secret recipe handed down by them British tallywackers. Yes, the empire’s “Freedom” is the vassal state serfdom. Get your Americanism Phantasm Orgasm Freedom: Touchdown End-Zone – Catch the Hurl – Watered Down – Bud Light Bottoms Up – Spread Eagle – Advert Spurt Alert – Swallow It All!
Yup, it’s Trump’s amphetamine addled & rattled homoerotic Pharmacy Phantasy – let him get his fill! Americanism Phantasm Orgasm – they be full of that shit! Loquacious logorrheic lexicon lullaby’s of his administration’s lowly liege licker’s lobbyist lobotomite loadmasters. Trump don’t need Cana-duh, he just wants to make it his submissive bitch in order to fill his Hanky-Panky-Yankee hold with Cana-duh’s deposits and virile goods. Trump don’t need Cana-duh so much he pretty much begged for Canadian Business to join the nouveau riche reich, his Globalist faction puppet strings attached.
**Cana-duh will socialize itself back to the Stone Age rather than kowtow to a tactless and uncouth Loudmouth & cludite followers**
**Iran will take full advantage of a paper-eagle’s cludite administration’s pathetic attempt to cowardly bomb it into submission**
**Israel will always be the sphincter that pinches the Hanky-Panky-Yankee loaf**
**When lobotomites and cludites converge in a nouveau riche reich the Empire’s subjects will withdraw further in every which way**
**Mid-Terminal Illness and mindless retribution to roam free at whatever cost**
**Puppet-masters and salted popcorn feasts**
**All sides of the same coin repeat**
**Grooming the stool for nutrition**
Say, does anyone else find it odd that the mainstream media is now reporting that Russia is unable to make any advances in the UKraine war, so they are now planning a false flag attack against NATO so that NATO will be drawn into the UKraine War conflict?? If Russia is unable to make any gains against UKraine why would it bring on the brunt of the NATO alliance?? It is basic common sense and even a lobotomite should be able to muster enough logic to laugh the Globalist reduced “reporting” as coming from an uncut, pure fuckin’ retard source, no? It is the equivalent of saying that shitting one’s pants repeatedly and living in said pants for a month is akin to basic hygiene. That is the Whirled we now live in!?
To ring in the New Year, does anyone else just want to drink some Moosehead Beer at Bud Light Lake in what used to be entirely in the state of Maine, but is now a long and narrow Bud Light Lake and Canal, cutting a swath right up and down through New York, Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine because the Trumpian nouveau riche reich decided to terraform and aqua-form a Bud Light Lake Canal that drained the entirety of what was once Lake Ontario because those Pesky Canadians refused to bend over and revert to an amphetamine addled & rattled homoerotic Pharmacy Phantasy extravaganza while clearly recreationally catching what had to be strictly American fish? Of course when Bud Light Lake and the adjoining Bud Light Canal was formed, the engineered subsequent strip of American land that was left adjoining Cana-duh was just wide enough to station a few hundred nuclear missiles pointed at endless pesky polar bears and pine trees that refused to grow below and therefore threaten American sovereignty was named by the US Congress Israel as: The ExtravaGanza Strip. Yup, The ExtravaGanza Strip – full on despair plain to see in demented architecture of aggression.
Is there even one case in history when a Loudmouth came out ahead in the end? It is pretty much Universal is it not – a Loudmouth is a Loudmouth is a Loudmouth is a Loudmouth is a Buffoon – need one say more?
Hey Canadian political puppet-masters in whatever Globalist faction cave you dwell, have y’all ever thought about making Cuba the 4th Territory of Cana-duh in order us warm weather wishers a warm geographical location to dwell. And to maximize trade talks with America? Seriously, those Cubans might just go for it – give them a chance to come up here to make more than $3 a day and see what happens! Free welfare for all the lazy ones too – just stick them in Ontario where they belong – around parliament and the prime ministers office!
