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The societal cancer metastasizes!

Nothing Left or Right But Lobotomite

Talk about a Bull-Run – vacuous negative Torr Torr Torr Desperation Whore – millimetre theatre of a millimetre peter shambled excreter. That $haron surrounding gaggle of political pusillanimous infinitesimal gastrointestinal feral applicable despicable rectal projectors. Pethidine aligned primetime slime crime asinine painted bowl bribe self-professed-victim dictum sputum exclamation. Bodgies stutter sputter palliative scupper blubber blubber blubber whaling-wall harpoon-tang grubber Digusting National Product palpitate arteriosclerosis ‘Merican Jammer stuffer Lady Liberty indignity to infinity calamity tomfoolery welfare state Shock-and-Awe blitzkrieg ungluing laughingstock perusing puppet & puppeteer undoing feudal lord a’bored lobotomite horde hobble wobbled garrotted chord cut fractured glass shard morbidly obese knock-kneed lectern geographical location reflecting spectre à la mode commode erode foretold mangle-hold chintzy veneer star-spangled fold paper-eagle liege suckling regal-rot scaffolded squeal.

“Get your $5000 USD Crazies and Mental-men – vote for me the boil on King Charles III backside and my toady of rainbow-republican disciples owned by the Israel Lobby – the Fourth Reich depends on it! (Globalist faction and corporate whoredom unaffiliated (For sure) (No doubt about it) (Positutely) (Affirmative actin’) (Echo in an echo in an echo in an echo) God bless this cludite mess). It is the ‘Old Boys’ Globalist system that, ‘I Trumpet,’ am not even a single inkling decent at pretending to shuck or even shun – such is why, “I Trumpet,’ murder Muslims for fun and corporate profits in a botched war of aggression with super braggadocio flaccidity the likes of a hollow, wet noodle while constantly greasing the hundreds of U.S. imperial military bases the Whirled over, hellbent on Whirled domination through geographical location infiltration and now generational patsy woodworm architectural sub-straight to the infinite point of nothingness. ‘I Trumpet’ the Globalist faction horn!” Germany still occupied by America over eight decades after WWII ended!

But what will that barrel of Americans do with their newfound bribe money?

Yours Offended By The Alphabet Creator Truly would suggest, but not limit such money spending ideas to or not to do:

• Go out and buy high-powered firearms and untold bullets, and, Like Jed Clampett, hunt worms and moles and the likes of ground dwellers with the strict but secret intent of acquiring ‘A Bubblin’ Crude’ in the hopes of offsetting the ridiculous cost of gasoline that some Dumb Fuck’s idiotic war of aggression unleashed the Whirled over while acting on behalf of the Nouveau Israeli Crusade and arms manufacturer profits. Shooting guns on home soil = oil exploration – could American life get any better?
• To the millions of drug dependant Americans – do not go blow your Globalist faction stipend on excess amounts of narcotics and drugs and alcohol and energy drinks and sugar laden junkie zoom candy and disposable vapes and Slurpy’s and fast food and sports betting and generic or non-generic supposed diabetes weight-loss pharmaceuticals and cryptocurrency and Pokemon and flat screen TV’s and bicycles with batteries because society does not want to even pedal anymore or tread water for that matter…..that would be bad, real bad. However, guns and oil exploration is good – Blam Blam Blammo.
• Pool all of Y’all’s $5000 bribe money (1.3 Trillion dollars or whatever it is) in a massive Go-Fund-US Campaign and proceed to: A) bribe the military and have them round up the entirety of the House and Senate and all living Presidential administration personnel present and past (advisors included) and every Israel Lobby member and associate, as well as the entire European aristocracy and “royal” scumbag troupe plus entourage, inclusive of newborn babies and have Space-X and a state owned Chinese rocket company bid on the contract to shoot all such despicable human filth into a death trajectory with any celestial object or a non-object so eventually they all suffocate while clawing in futility over the invisibility and nothingness of it all or: B) Take said pooled presidential globalist faction bribe money and give 1% to the greatest charity ever! And then with the other 99% create the American Corporation and wrest back control of the Corporate Behemoth Globalist oil racket susceptible to the whims of nouveau War Criminals and corporate whoredom control models antiquity to present obvious presentation.
• Though many could/may pay off their personal debt, they will never escape the societal projected pervasive moral bankruptcy tomahawk Ginsu chop – Scalping shit-tickets all day long with untold free easy instalments courtesy of state and corporate media and Hollywood booger-fest. 
• Donate to Meals on Wheels for the disadvantaged. Monster trucks only of course. Everything is better with monster trucks!
• Pay for basic etiquette lessons for the Globalist Puppet-in-Chief.         

It seems as though self-projecting Trumpian existential mirror-test failure and the cludite Trumpeter administration plus advisors have just telegraphed what comes across the greatest act of desperation in American political history – outright attempted bribery aimed at the entirety of the perched over barrel of American adults and no doubt underage fishbowl posterity swimming in the nouveau short attention span immediate gratification needed common sense subsidization trickle down pyramidal engineered Eye of Sauron substrate saturated dimensional anomaly ABC spells me me me dyslexia perplexia synaptic anorexia. Heil to the Puppet-in-Chief!