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On the Warpath Beyond Wits’ End

by EndPoliticians | Nov 21, 2024 | Blog, Hidden In Plain Sight, Pulpify, Scum of the Earth, Skulking In the Shadows, Stupidity Incarnate, Truth Be Told, Writing

Once upon a time, in a geographical location not so far, far away, there dwelled a hairy beast with hairy legs, hairy arms, hairy chest, hairy nostrils, hairy face, and even a hairy back. Even such a beast’s hair was miraculously sprouting its very own hair!...

Crappy Birthday Fuck-Face!

by EndPoliticians | Nov 14, 2024 | Blog, Eye of Sauron, Hidden In Plain Sight, Pulpify, Scum of the Earth, Skulking In the Shadows, Stupidity Incarnate, Truth Be Told, Writing

I’ll be damned, my old school paper pulp Globalist supported calendar let me know today that November the 14th is none other than the birthday of that raving Teutonic-Limey bitch Queen Charles the Turd. Yes, that fugly inbred, gin and baby blood drinking,...

Uckfay Ouyay Owardcay

by EndPoliticians | Nov 5, 2024 | Blog, Eye of Sauron, Graft, Hidden In Plain Sight, Philosophy, Pulpify, Skulking In the Shadows, Slop Trough, Stupidity Incarnate, Truth Be Told, Writing

In case anybody is wondering, much to my chagrin, Yours Handyman Truly was not called upon to tweak and remedy rusty hinges and the like on old Saint Peter’s cloud compound as of unsure direction of said metaphysical geographical location destination, where in...

Narcotic Donkeys and the Weight of the Whirled

by EndPoliticians | Jul 25, 2024 | Blog, Life, Pulpify, Stupidity Incarnate, Truth Be Told, Writing, WTF?

Fourword Cirrhosis, scoliosis, trichinosis, metempsychosis? Extra! Extra! Read All About It!: Website For Sale!!! That’s right, it could all be yours! And who would not want to buy into such an appallingly appealing substrate of pseudo-sophistication!? Yup, get...

A Flock of Seagulls

by EndPoliticians | Jun 27, 2024 | Blog, Pulpify, Scum of the Earth, Slop Trough, Stupidity Incarnate, The Human Condition, Truth Be Told, Writing

In Constructive Ignorance A firm footing that architecture of ignorance lays, spread thin none the less in shallow accompaniment. Foundational shambles in the form of a constrictive constructive demolition, piling upon piling to rock bottom dwelling. Lowest common...

Motorcycle Fruitcake – The Premiere Reaming

by EndPoliticians | Jun 6, 2024 | Blog, Hidden In Plain Sight, Poems, Pulpify, Scum of the Earth, Stupidity Incarnate, Writing

Cam’s shaft excitedly turns his faltering crank, As a handlebar moustache tickles his taint. Redlined palpitation races uncontrollably forward, Leaving that kickstand buried in the dirt. Ignition electric races in passionate direction, Surging energy throes a...
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