No surprise, coal demand for 2024 reached record levels; though with what seems to be a propaganda piece, Tass News Agency declares, “Global coal demand, mainly in the energy area, reached a new all-time high in 2024.” The article fails to delve into the matter that Santa Claus has been watching who is naughty and who is nice, and needless to say, by January 3rd 2024 Santa Claus had already put in a record number of elves to work his secret underground North Pole coal mine. Trust me, Ol’ Santa does not use canaries, he just ropes another furry guinea pig from the illegal inbred reindeer mill.
So, to all those Fuck-Faced Cowards that continue to read my writings before they are published (my guess is in the hundreds). Santa Claus is coming to town! Fuck you all!
As for those other than Ol’ Santa Claus that continue to peer in my abode to see if I am being naughty or nice, there is an extra special stocking stuffer for you Fuck-Face-Dip-Shit-Cock-Lip-Mother-Fucking-Cowards!
