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Pinocchio Dumb-Fucchio Braggadocio

To lambaste or not to lambaste, that is the question? Or, to lamb-baste or not to lamb-baste in greasy grilling, perhaps such is the flocking question? Or is it the question itself the question in question? Talk about a question period? No, no question, ewe got it right in mirror test obliteration – a ewer gristled, brimmed overflowing vulgarity pours uncontrollably, what a jug – Head Honcho, blowfly emissions fleecing the self-shorn, duly exposed, shepherding stillborn stagnation sensibilities of sunken salvation somehow superseding sanity. Who needs to spit-roast such haggis when the baste-lamb lambastes itself upon what seems to be every uncouth shrieked bleating? Yes people, to lamb-baste and lambaste, such blunderful self portrait painted crudely in Pinocchio Dumb-Fucchio braggadocio. Yes, mirror test obliteration. Let the children play, in public! Such tact and diplomacy, like diarrhea in a meat grinder! Gotta love that American Greatness!

Firstly, does anybody remember Trump promising to end the UKraine-Russia War in one day? Well, in fairness, that bleating sheep Trump did not specifically state that that day would in fact be an earth day, so according to Venus, of which one Venus day is equivalent to 243 Earth days, that would leave the flock of Trumpian Corporate Whores in the House-Hold Blanco another 242 days to attempt to fleece UKraine out of all it can muster. Though, of course if the remaining 242 Earth days in a Venus day are periodically worked on by said Trumpian Corporate Whoredom Inc. the UKraine-Russia War could be dragged out indefinitely until Trump’s last day in office; all Trump’s flock of Corporate Whores would have to do to officially end the UKraine-Russia War in one day (Venus day) would to be just work on brokering a deal every six Earth days while strictly abstaining from any peace agreement framework for the five days between said sixth day, and voilà, the UKraine-Russia War would then, in Pinocchio Dumb-Fucchio braggadocio have truly been resolved in one day. One Venus day dispersedly drawn out over 1359 Earth Days! That Trumpian logic – a lamb-basted bleating! And just think of all the corporate profits for all those American arms manufacturers! USA! USA! USA!

And as Trump stated in the above video while talking about Joe ‘Poopy Pants’ Biden’s administration: “We gave you through this stupid president three-hundred and fifty billion dollars. We gave you military equipment.” So clearly the point that Trumpian Logic is trying to get at is that American taxpayers giving money and military equipment to UKraine was in fact immoral, unjust, murderous and illogical, no? Well maybe, if Trump himself did not go on to brag about the plethora of Javelin missiles he sold to UKraine during his first presidency while bragging that Obama had supplied UKraine with “sheets.” Call me ignorant, but “sheets” sure seem to be a lot less hostile and murderous than millions of dollars of Javelin missiles supplied by Trump, no? Or were they those darned murderous sheets? And now Trump wants to keep on handing that yellow-bellied blue-faced treasonous Globalist puppet Zelensky billions of dollars of American taxpayers money and seemingly more weapons (which of course is not stupid under his presidency) where as a condition for such further American support, UKraine must sign over the rights to an as of yet determined sizeable stock of its rare earth minerals (and God knows what else, though probably much UKrainian pussy fore the grabbing!). Now there is some American altruism on display for the world to see. So, yes, to sum it up, Trump is going to end the UKraine-Russia war in one day, but only on the condition that Zelensky signs a deal to sign over rare earth mineral rights to the USA! USA! USA! so that UKraine can receive billions more American Taxpayers dollars and seemingly more American weapons for more continued American support for the conflict. Jesus, is anybody else confused?

And as Trump goes on to tell that Globalist bitch Zelensky: “You’re gambling with the lives of millions of people. You’re gambling with World War Three. You’re gambling with World War Three…” So, Zelensky is gambling with World War Three because he will not sign over the rights to UKrainian rare earth stockpiles sitting untapped in the UKrainian soil? Seems like an odd and just downright imbecilic statement from the Conundrum in Chief Trump.

Trumpian logic dictates that unless Zelensky signs over UKrainian mineral rights, then Trump is going to start World War Three himself via a false flag, or is Trump going to flood Ukraine with the money and weapons that he now claims he will not hand over unless UKraine signs over its rare earth mineral wealth so that UKraine will start World War Three with the weapons and money Zelensky wants but Trump and his Corporate Whores will not give him but are now willing to give UKraine without their mineral rights so long as the weapons and money are used to start World War Three? Just how is World War Three going to start exactly? Maybe Cana-duh can start World War Three and blame it on Micronesia!

Is Trump in the early stages of dementia (the belligerent, aggressive  outbursts would make sense then), or is he just a fucking sheepish tool bleating, as Mr. T would say, meaningless jibber-jabber because empty insecure threats are what a lifetime of insecurity has engrained as a foolish self-defence mechanism?

I say fuck World War Three, let’s get straight to World War Four – it has more of a rhyming ring to it. World War Three can be officially listed as a footnote in history: The pathetic Cyber War fought against Yours Offended By The Alphabet Truly and his semi-dependable allies(?) against what seems to be a gang of raging homosexuals with tiny penises, defunct personalities, mother never loved me syndrome, and clearly the stupidity to think that fucking with my programming has any detraction from my end result, where in fact such a pathetic presence surely just dictates to the universe how small and meaningless such petty personalies truly are and the true cowardice associated with such antisocial actions of what could be none other than deep-down miserable people looking to pick on somebody else in the most cowardly fashion – from behind a computer screen untold miles away. True cowards who would not dare commit a crime against me in my presence in fear of immediate retribution such cowards deserve.

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On Monday night, March 3rd 2025,  Pinocchio Dumb-Fucchio braggadocio Donald Trump and his contingent of Corporate Whores supposedly ended military aid to UKraine! That’s right, for the first month and a half of his second term in the House-Hold Blanco, Donald Trump has been sending the same military aid and monetary implements to UKraine that Joe ‘Poopy Pants’ Biden had been sending; where indeed in the above video Trump said, while speaking about Biden giving military and monetary aid to UKraine as being done “through this stupid president.” Like I said in the introduction, Trump the demented sheepish fool need not be lambasted, he has been lamb-basting himself into the stew pot for years.

Perhaps it would be a good time to mention that last evening, Monday, March 3rd 2025 my computer came under immediate cyber-attack while attempting to roast the Pinocchio Dumb-Fucchio braggadocio Donald Trump and his contingent of Corporate Whores, and continued to be bombarded with cyber-attack for three continuous hours, as I spit-roasted Trump and his demented supreme idiocy for claiming he would end the UKraine-Russia War in a day, was supplying weapons to UKraine the same as Biden….blah, blah, blah.

Yup, it is as if some of Trumps Corporate Whore flock were indeed the ones cyber-attacking me, in an attempt to prevent me from making alphabetical mincemeat out of his paddock dwelling presidency. And yes, as of me attempting to log in today, now Tuesday evening, March 4th 2025 my computer is still without end coming under cyber-attack as I so very type. Though of course it could very well be my allies(?) doing the attacking. Nothing would surprise me, other than people would try and prevent a former pothead with a grade eight education from speaking his mind in comedic delight. Of course it is all probably just a sickly game played by immature children on both sides of the line. Besides, what type of “ally” would spend years hiding the truth from one who is supposed to be an ally? Deep thoughts, or basic philosophical statement? One might logically conclude that one is indeed the others captor. No debate about that – not even two fucking words at that. Point proven, my “ally” loses – afraid to attend the debate. Exploited by one’s captor. It’s a bitch.

And no doubt Trumpian logic dictates in the sheepish minds of the mediocre media and affected mass hypnosis, that the end of military aid to UKraine has all to do with American altruism and has absolutely nothing to do with putting pressure on aforementioned Globalist prostitute and Crown puppet Zelensky in order to hasten UKraine into handing over untapped mineral rights and untold amounts of baker’s dozen UKrainian harems just ripe for the pussy grabbing. Yes, hammer those sickles to stubble. USA! USA! USA! So fucking great indeed. And if Trump ends up colouring outside the lines on his art of the fleecing deal, it seems the other side of the same ol’ Crown is there ready to keep the exploitation going.

My advice to Zelensky would be to call up Putin, admit he, Zelensky, is indeed a puppet actor hired to play the part, apologize to the now obliterated UKrainian people, cut your immense and deserving losses, let the ethnic Russian territories be where they clearly want to be – a part of Russia, take the chiding Putin and Russia will give you, pray that the newly returned Ukrainian people do not form a lynch mob, defenestration party, female genital mutilation posse, midget mowing club, Razzie Award Guillotine event, and then cut America, the European Union and Russia out of Ukraine’s rebuilding and sign the entire Ukraine rebuild contract with the new prime minister of Cana-duh, Protoplasmic Pile. Yes, Protoplasmic Pile will get more done in six months than the last four prime ministers did in consecutive terms.

Well, that seems enough for two nights of “ally” hacking degeneracy, no? Aw, who is Yours Slow Roasted Mutton Stewer Truly kidding, there is always room for another lamb-chopping. Which bring us to those gosh-darn-wacky tariffs of 25% to Mexico and Cana-duh, but only ten percent to China the untapped fentanyl precursor river washing up upon the crumpled tinfoil American dream shoring. Yes, those wacky tariffs against Cana-duh and Mexico also came into effect at midnight March, 5th 2025 – because hey, Cana-duh and Mexico are clearly out of control for allowing American Corporate Whoredom and greed to offshore their businesses and American livelihoods to the endless likes of Chinese slave labour wages for maximum shareholder and CEO profits, while also skirting American environmental legislation. USA! USA! USA! In the end, what can one say but: South Park was right – Blame Cana-duh! Perhaps Pinocchio Dumb-Fucchio braggadocio is just a now demented victim of too much childish Americanized subliminal television?

Say, you know who seems to be out of the sheepish tariff-sheriff Trump and his paddock presidency of Corporate Whores? Why all those blimey and slimy Limeys of course. Nope, not a heaping of codswallop indeed – no tariffs for the UK – not even brought to you by a “royal” curtain twitcher the like! As mentioned above, there is always the other side of the same ol’ Crown. Hmm, kind of seems more realistic that America, the full on absorber of  the short-lived and Crown created Nazi empire just very well and truly be literal forty-ninth county of England. Well truth is always stranger than fiction. And let’s not forget how Trump is in the back pocket of Israel! Yes, that Israel – the Crown created Balfour Declaration and its oh so soft and fluffy altruistic intent of ethnic cleansing without all those ‘Scrubbing Bubbles.’ Blood, brains, guts, and dermal shredding is where it is at; and so much more humane!