Sad to say with all that trembling, at such a young age and all, but he had a touch of the palsy. Poor bugger.
Silly me – misread the report. It turns out, as he accumulatively turns out that he actually had a touch of the ballsy’s. Poor buggered. Many a touch. Tsk, tsk, tsk…nervous twitch.
God grant him the virginity to misdirect the things he can change, the scourge to change the thing he cants, and the jizz-dom to blow the difference?
Say what!? Head of the classes you say? School’s out, so they’re comin’ in – tentatively, a pup-tent.
So what did the homosexual say to the pedophile while at the beach? You’re in my sun son.
So what did the homosexual say to the pedophile while at the Sistine Chapel? Shall we get on our knees and prey pray?
Well there you have halve it, the whole hole lot of depravity. History in the taking – all those indulgences over the under age of reason. Or is it all those indulgences under the over age of reason? Reason? Head of the classes you say? Such is their principal principle?
Head of the classes you say? Oratorio-fellatio-damnatio in C-minor? Say what!? Castrato altar alter boy? Say what again!?
Royal sceptre and Papal receptor? Monsieurs – Tabernac!! Licketty split spit? Internal damnation?
Semen-ary school they say? Is such teachings of a missionary position? What a course coursing load! Say what!?
Two man minimum on the pull-pit! Circle of life! And who shall ring the chapel chaplain’s bell?
One heck of a stink indeed, but there is no doubt which one of these fellas reeks of attention-whore desperation!

No, such was not blasphemy, nor a scathing attack on religions and their sects the likes of Catholicism, Anglicanism….Yours Offended By The Alphabet Creator Truly is respectful friends with Protestants of one form or another including an aunt and uncle of whom are both ordained ministers, as well as having respected friends of the Cathoholic faith. Religion and the great spirits that inhabit it are responsible for many wonderful things in the world, anyone to believe otherwise is not informed (we will not get into the defunct spirits that inhabit it). However such was a lampooning harpoon of that ultra-maroon, the head of the Church of England otherwise known as a tiny little caterwauling bitch and inbred “royal” offspring offering of puke puddle likeness and diarrhea infestation sensibilities the likes of shotgun blast cranial brain matter gravitational wall adorning slithering downward emulative nothingness King Charles the Turd and his desperation to get into the propagandized public’s deaf-mute blind-eye imperceptible accompaniment of Globalist bombardment.

And as for the Pope, Isn’t it fitting that the Vatican finally elected a Pope from the country of which is privy to so many vanished children? USA! USA! USA! The Underground Toy Trunk is it?
