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Hatch the Incubating Beast

Aye-yai-yai-atollah: Poof!, no longer of this world – one hundred and forty-four virgins and counting up, up and away. Surely the Supreme Leader has been blessed a heck of a lot more virgins than the Muslim martyred masses, no!? God’s right hand man, after all – or was the Ayatollah a lefty, or possibly ambidextrous in piousness?  Perhaps the real question is, does a life of pious goodness and clean, meaningful purpose and existence serving the better good get a non-martyred Heaven ascender at least, say, three virgins? That’s one twenty-fourth of what a martyr is purported to collect, even with such a martyr being an absolute worthless piece of shit before committing whatever cowardly act in order to ring those Heavenly seventy-two taco-bells. And how about the martyred ladies, do they get a reverse-harem stable full of Persian or Arabian Stallions – hung like a horse for 2026 Chinese calendrical display of course.

Okay, okay, perhaps the real question really is: What kind of fucking low-life cowards blow up the spiritual and outright leader of a country, inclusive of immediate members such as the family of Ayatollah Khamenei? Sure, hollow, theocratic tarpits seem archaically foundational contradictions of what some may deem “progress,” but hey, the sheep must feed!, just look at all those worldly hollow “democracy” grazers. Perhaps the USA! USA! USA-Moral! should build a time-machine and go back in time and have, say, Ronald McReagan blow-up Arch Bishop Desmond Tutu of South African fame in the name of “being correct. 

And really, if certain entities conspire, and then, end up, say, performing a soul-on-fire, rapidly atomizing soft-tissue and plasma dispersion with high-explosives upon Gods possibly ambidextrous pal in order to terrorize a very large certain demographic of a geographical location, in the millions like, then does that not make the blower-uppers to decisively be the largest terror organization that side of a shit-load of desert sand? Are those bum-buddies, Benjamin ‘Believes His Own Lies’ Netanyahu and Donald ‘Believes His Own Lies’ Trump the largest out of control terror cell pyramid toppers every which side of the heliocentric sun? Well, clearly, no – any true terror cell pyramid topper would have unmistakably piked the Ayatollah’s head for public display and then pissed all over his face for theatrical reasons before force feeding a plethora of pork products down such an esophageal and everything missing below time and space void. Or, is that metaphorically indeed what Benjamin ‘Believes His Own Lies’ Netanyahu and Donald ‘Believes His Own Lies’ Trump have just done?  Only killers call killing progress! Fuck them all and their fuckin’ jumping off a cliff notes – Yours Offended By The Alphabet Creator Truly ain’t following such garbage!

  • Even if Donald ‘Believes His Own Lies’ Trump and his “representative” sphincter muscle bum-buddy, Benjamin ‘Believes His Own Lies’ Netanyahu didn’t, by bypassing US Congress, not to mention United Nations Security Counsel means, illegally kick-off the bombing campaign against Iran, sure there are enough US “representatives” on the Israel lobby filled diaper role-call House  to have commenced the foretold splatter-pattern at the absentmindedness and totally captive US populace, no? USA! USA! USA-Holes! 
  • So, exactly how much of those dollar, dollar bills y’all are Globalist American arms manufacturers and their Institutional Globalist shareholders the likes of Vanguard and State Street Corporation going to rake in from the blowing into smithereens of Iranian infrastructure, inanimate objects and blood and soft tissue and as of yet untold numbers of essence espousing humanoid containment vessels? Certainly somewhere in the order of a ‘fuck-load’ of monetary instrumentation measuring bankruptcy it will be!        

  

  • Perhaps once the sphincter and the filled diaper are done with Iran, Iran will be privileged in the magnitudes that Libya was after suffering prolonged indiscriminate bombardment by the coalition of the willing diaper fillers, and be home to their very own Persian slave markets like Libya did in its nouveau, post “America” slave markets in the chaos that may very well ensue after the aptly renamed by Me: Operation Sphincter Advancement – for a more financialized, stock market centric and American big-titted porn inundated Persian Middle East likeness. Yours Skewbald Truly will aptly rename it again as: Operation Trade Hijabs For Handjobs Freedom! Just think of all that Iranian lubrication to come upon the mark-it.       
  • The sphincter and its filled Globalist diaper can’t have all that Iranian lubrication without a ceremoniously vetted “official” Iranian national lubrication peddler. But who will be the new three ring circus vetted “official” Iranian national Not So Supreme Leader to peddle all those Globalist Corporate Whore branded, fuck the populace of geographical location of choice, entrenched lubrication rubber-wheeler-dealer parasitical host “representative?” Why not have the Iranian gang leaders fight it out for supremacy? Maybe strong-arm a holographically produced AI Shiite “representative” of American soap opera credibility and Israeli deduced kosher/halal friendship bearing likeness of the Chevron Shell Corporation Conglomerate Middle East Magnet Magnate Mascot for future peaceful storage Inc? Of course, the sphincter and its filled diaper could go with the tethered shorn sheep “representative” model. Or maybe just a pimp, what could possibly go wrong with a pimp?         
  • Remember, it is all about You’s use!    
  • Israeli sphincter “representative” foreign policy is as kosher as devouring a sow on the sabbath while working an overtime shift. And don’t forget about those incendiary blood boiling Scrubbing Bubbles – for Israel ethnic cleansing purities, and a whiter Middle East no doubt. Eureka, Jesus McFuckin’ Christ!! Iran’s new Not So Supreme Leader: He will let All of the Israeli, evicted at gunpoint, Palestinians wander through the Iranian desert for a hundred days or so and miraculously find the building materials to create the new Iranian Shiite Province of Palestine – so long as they refrain from enriching their right to intellectual craniums that is. In which case, not to worry, the Crown and its faggot sorcery disciples will hatch the incubating Beast.     
  • The Crown and its faggot sorcery disciples would rather have a completely failed and destructively chaotic state where human suffering and death reigned supreme, rather than an oppositional shackle resistor of any facet whatsoever? Seems that way!  
  • Yours Not Offended By The Alphabet Truly can only wonder why defunct and unbridled power and its representatives of which appear to be faggot sorcery disciples of the Crown are indeed offended by the alphabet concoctions of a former pot-head with a grade eight education and a penchant for unleashing deluges of toilet humour? It must be fucked to be them! Shame, shame, shame!      

 

  • Say, Yours Virtually Non Vindictive Truly finished writing this article, apart from this last cliff note addendum at right around 8:47pm Pacific Standard Time last, and then when Yours Often Does Not Sleep Very Well Truly woke up, the radio was telling Him that there was two giant flashes and then two sonic-booms that appeared and shook Vancouver, British Columbia, Can-duh sometime around 9pm Pacific Standard Time. Apparently it was a “meteor” the “news” says. Yours Offended By The Alphabet Creator Truly, for some reason, into His mind popped the Yankee-Doodle militarized X-37B space plane and its constant orbit around our fucked up humanoid orbiting orb called earth and thought, “That damn Yankee-Doodle militarized X-37B space plane, wouldn’t it be something if it was designed with the intent of letting loose “meteor” like objects in a trajectory for collision course with a Globalist Sluts geographical location of choosing so that warfare could be blamed upon the “cosmos”?” Well that would be pretty fucked up – and clever too! So just how many of those Yankee-Doodle militarized X-37B space planes are up there at one time? They are perfectly capable of delivering payloads Y’all know! Nah, it couldn’t be!? Maybe it was just an old-fashioned F-35 launched firecracker for effect?

Trumpty Dumpty – Corporate Whore and now officially a Globalist Slut Mass Murderer!

“Mission Accomplished – Globalist Slut Inductee!”