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Whisk-Whisk Tsk-Tsk
Fourword Welcome to the Cascade. Compositional Metallurgy A penny for my thoughts? Really though, such a high price to pay, and all you freeloading cheapskates have thoroughly proven it over the...
Caltrop Lollipop
Where to begin as the cowards pile in So many found in deceiving ground Shoddily shod unobstructively trod Piercing of sole such unwanted whole Both sides of fence animals so dense Braying thicket...
Talk About Simile – Like a Bolshevik in a Bouncy Castle
Talk about setting the vice precedent. Like Matthew Perry in a hot tub and J. D. Vance in a Turkish bathhouse this is going down hard and fast. Yeah, way over their heads indeed. Yup, they'll both...
The Bleating Incoherent Contradiction and Diarrhea In a Meat Grinder Diplomacy
Fourword Pinocchio Dumb-Fucchio Braggadocio To lambaste or not to lambaste, that is the question? Or, to lamb-baste or not to lamb-baste in greasy grilling, perhaps such is the flocking question? Or...
Thicker Than Uluru
What is such rank other than what stink one so Chooses to noxiously emit? Emaciated starvation, yet one now ignorantly wields such handed over Skillfully on a silver platter while now claiming to be...
Grumble Pie À La Choad
Fourword Up the ol' wazoo. The Familial Ms. Direction, what a bitch. Borne of state fornication and the all encompassing need to fuck the general populace at large in what must be a sociopathic...
Playing In The Street
And the crowd went wild!!! In a non gazillion gallons of baby oil stockpiled zombie apocalypse readied P-Diddy Freak-Off catastrophe of hermetically harpooned hedonistic homogenous Hollywood...
Choking Synesthetic Vomit Accompanying Ongoing Privacy Rape Du Jour and the Reflexive Constipation
Who is one to say unless they have tasted it daily upon annum? A veritable smorgasbord buffet of deceit, open err, sleaze-guard vacated. Force-fed thievery that slow roasted mutton, across the way,...
On A Workly Basis
Fourword Out, out and away? Multifaceted Greasy Foreshadowing What an absolute piece of shit. Uncontained, running amok societally traversing, blindly a walking pace of disgrace that trodding....
Greasy Spooning À La Mode
....., and that's how you usher in world peace, kinship among humanity regardless of race, religion, gender, pathetic political phenotype, divisional desertification, and all of the other idealistic...
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