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Nonetheless Somethemore for Allthenone
Thought it necessary to give a shoutout to my besties. Those good old Rope, Beam, Rickety Stool, and sweet, endearing Gravity - oh, how Yours Crushed Hyoid Truly can rely greatly on them when times...
Savvily Revving
Votive to see, it so stalking me, how could it be, such a double vee? Vivarium replete, no space between, managing fleet, yet to be seen. Vegetative state, attaché same, substantive grate, all in a...
On the Warpath Beyond Wits’ End
Once upon a time, in a geographical location not so far, far away, there dwelled a hairy beast with hairy legs, hairy arms, hairy chest, hairy nostrils, hairy face, and even a hairy back. Even such...
Crappy Birthday Fuck-Face!
I'll be damned, my old school paper pulp Globalist supported calendar let me know today that November the 14th is none other than the birthday of that raving Teutonic-Limey bitch Queen Charles the...
Trouble in the Henhouse?
Listen bitch, keep your much more elegantly enunciated, youthful, sophisticatedly high class existence mouth off of my man and his body of work! I have been putting out and getting off on his...
Perverts and Vultures……(?)
Welcome to the Revolution! Anyone to have stumbled into even a basic level of enlightenment must have surely come to realize that a revolution should surely be described as follows - Revolution:...
Catching the P-Line
Crudely speaking, such elegance and poise. One for the ages, now burnt in synaptic encompassing neuronal pathway splendour. A mystery of the universe solved in one fell whoosh, magnificent yet...
Pass the Salinity
The vicinity of their virginity had an affinity for divinity well beyond infinity. So went the Holey Trinity.
Uckfay Ouyay Owardcay
In case anybody is wondering, much to my chagrin, Yours Handyman Truly was not called upon to tweak and remedy rusty hinges and the like on old Saint Peter's cloud compound as of unsure direction of...
Little Twigs, Little Twigs, Let Me In……….
What an embarrassment! Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Well, surely some of you do, once that point has been reached, reached out to touch you that is. As for those who don't know, trust me,...
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