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The Trans Mission Failed Due to an Excessive Gender Fluid Discharge
Dromedary Hallux If I had one of my very own, chances are, I wouldn't leave the house for a week. Well, check that - repeatedly and often for thorough purposes, I most certainly would. After an...
Welcome to the Production Lying Of BC’s Home Depot – Whelp Wanted
Driving Miss Dazey I had been there before on many occasions. Déjà vu, no, actuality, yes, Going places. Pretty much my entire adult life actually. From one geographical location to another, and...
His Own Political Debasement Led to a Flight to Zero Quality
On Toppled Of The World The stakes were high. Life or death indeed. Gambling at such international locales required verifiable creditworthiness to be presented. After all, everyone playing gets a...
Bulging Pierogi Bulgogi?
Steppe Right Down Folks The Z man. That plainly vast miss-steppe ankle biter rambunctious rascal of tomfoolery world tourism. He-brew a strange brew indeed. Still in his backyard of 20 percent...
Pikeholder Democracy
That old saying: when life gives you shit, you make shit sandwiches. Welcome to the government cafeteria warehousing of endless logically starved sandwich artistry abstractness of force fed food...
Swipe Left
Fourword Kurt Vonnegut is grand. Sacrificial Alter Her virgin skin was ceremoniously uncovered, to be keenly molested, ravished at the hands of another intently violating the pure existence of a...
For Christ’s Sake Stop Feeding the Animals
Endlessly Re-Deuced Once again he dug one dimensionally into his shallow bag of tricks in order to linearly shuffle about in search of a meaningful existence able to be flashed believably to the...
Weight for a Few Minutes – Round and Round We Go
Extra, Extra? Read All About It! Wikipedia lists the weight of the Roman pound (libra) at 328.9 grams, and the Roman ounce (uncia) at 27.4 grams. Encyclopedia Britannica also tabulates the Roman...
A Good Stretch of Seasons
Spring has sprung oh how the mercury rises Bringing into view the well-arrayed sizes Extended Puppy and Tortoise need not apply The view in the city festooned by and by Reflections in glazing...
The Orbital Movement Seeks an Audible Accompaniment
Blast Off to Cast Off Obviously a major malfunction. Definitely a Challenger for the be all and end all catchall of the unceremoniously and often poisoned independent windfall agonizingly feeding a...
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