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The Familial

Ms. Direction, what a bitch. Borne of state fornication and the all encompassing need to fuck the general populace at large in what must be a sociopathic soothing psychopathic penetrative indulgence of senseless verbal ejaculations and telling mannerism. A full load the understatement, clambering for abortive destruction in feel-good self reassurance of moral prostitution of the sole forming conglomerative absorbed sleaze-fest so proudly procured on the backs of others.

Mrs. de Point, a timely old hag, married to a bastardized notion of agreed upon self-delusions warped tellingly in refracted reflections mirrored in passing myopia Encyclopedia Satanica referenced small-talk of dominative generational motions of the going to town excursions so misleading directional institutional nutritional delusional and one-dimensional relationships to state.

Sir Charged, a taxing son of a whore let loose in freakish abandonment across the line of row upon row where the opiates go in the same telling House-Hold Blanco harbouring the molested Ms. Direction and Mrs. de Point so proudly reared in familial perversity of self-created adversity mega-self-victim mentality seen as virtue and given in the unlearned lectern snake-venom sermons unfit for even freeing a lobotomized baboon from such generationally infused, normalized and self-created doldrums.

The persona of a rototiller, the poise of an oxy-acetylene torch, the dignity of a weed-whacker, the sensibilitity of a scarifier, the grace of a steamroller falling off a cliff, the morals of a bloodied bribe-ridden jackal, the constitution of a worshipped invisible-ink Dead See scroll antiquity, the charm of a thermonuclear explosion in every orphanage across the globe, the class of a lobotomized chimpanzee, the tact of a world record setting hemorrhoid, the face not even a mother could love, the shadow of a tiny man, the taste of a gaudy dimwit, the soul of an insecure teeny-bopper, the faith of a Jewish apostate in a Big Mac with double the bacon factory:

Oh that Gulf of Americanization greasily stepping with extremely shallow Head Honcho, then peppered with endless corporate whores, and voilà: House-Hold Blanco and the victim mentality of excuses barfed forth in non sensible logorrheic drippings decipherable to surely anyone foolish enough to believe in American greatness – ever. Yup, just a rough-cut glass stone on an accompanied by her uncle trailer park prom-queen’s tiara as it falls in shattering to the ground as ol’ uncle fingers and then thoroughly debauches her behind the bleachers in the name of progress and cheap thrills. In the name of Greatness of course. What else?

The filth slobbering tariff-sheriff in the bought and paid for greasy flesh – USA! USA! USA! First off, don’t get Yours Sick Of The House Peering Fucking Bullshit Truly wrong; surely it would be better if America, and every other country in the world did become less dependent on other countries exports and become self sufficient in as many humanly aspects that a healthier and non-beholden country sanely would; that being said, don’t baselessly and moronically flood the channels of propaganda with outright misdirection, lies and, if truly thought about in a non soundbite short attention span news cycle nonsense – surely one could easily come to the conclusion that Trump and his corporate whore contingents in the House-Hold Blanco housing Ms. Direction, Mrs. de Point and, Sir Charge’s tariffs against Cana-duh and Mexico are indeed a glaring and putrified indictment on America itself, all that it claims to stand for and the poor sods trapped within its choking and Crown infected confines.

Namely Trump’s supposed justification for imposing, what would seem to Yours Human Guinea Pig Truly, against international law, tariffs against both Cana-duh and Mexico, as it was Trump who negotiated and signed into law the United States–Mexico–Canada Agreement. So Trump, and no doubt his corporate whores in the House-Hold Blanco had to cook up what could only be a laughable “Red Alert – State of Emergency! – USA! USA! USA!” in the Crown infected United States of America improper. Shock and Awe – USA! USA! USA! – what better than the laughable national emergency of illicit drugs and Canadian pseudo-jihadists flooding into America by the wheelbarrow full every seven weeks or so, so the good ol’ USA! USA! USA! can impose 25% tariffs on everything that Cana-duh ships into America!? Surely only a beholden corporate whore could attempt to attach logic to such a scenario. Surely such a laughable justification has nothing to with USA! USA! USA! crippling its greatest trading partner economically in a shallow bid to make Cana-duh America’s fifty-first state, strictly in denial of it, USA! USA! USA! being England’s forty-ninth county.

Even just the supposed parity of 25% tariffs against Mexico and Cana-duh when the illicit fentanyl entering the US via Cana-duh is so low, that even CNN, the news station of utter bullshit had a field day with Trump and his corporate whore contingent of clowns:

“There’s no indication of any substantial change in the first three months of the 2025 fiscal year (October 2024 through December 2024). Of the 4,537 pounds of fentanyl seized by US border authorities during that period, 10 pounds, about 0.2%, were seized at the Canadian border, while 4,409 pounds, about 97.2%, were seized at the Mexican border.”  

As for Trump’s claim for illegal Canadian migrants being a threat to the USA! USA! USA!, it is just as laughable as the fentanyl threat – and as such, even with the 95+ percentile of immigrants and fentanyl coming from Mexico, surely such does not warrant a 25% tariff on Mexican goods, especially when Dumb Fuck Trump was bragging about about using the 25% tariff money to help get the USA! USA! USA! out of the inescapable debt madness that “American Greatness” incurred upon itself. Does anyone want to harbour a guess as to how many thousands of pounds of cocaine flow across the American border into Cana-duh? Well, according to Trumpian corporate whore logic, Cana-duh would be justified in imposing a minimum 327% tariffs against American goods because even one poor soul to have died while snorting American transited cocaine not knowing that some poltroons had cut fentanyl into it is a travesty in itself.

Has Trump or his corporate whore House-Hold Blanco even mentioned a mere sentence about using the tariff money to actually help the victims of said fentanyl “Red Alert – State of Emergency! – USA! USA! USA!” Ms. Direction he is morally whoring on about? What at about building a wall on the Cana-duh – USA! USA! USA! border to stop the ten or so pounds of Shock and Awe America threatening fentanyl?

Say, did Yours Punctuation Butcher Truly mention that Trump and his corporate whores only want to impose a 10% tariff against Chinese goods, when the USA! USA! USA! government readily admits that the vast majority of fentanyl precursor ingredients originate from China. How is that for Trumpian corporate whoredom logic? One can only surmise that the ring leaders in Beijing must be supplying Trump with an endless supply of Chinese pussy to grab and greasily spread all that residual Little Mac special sauce over during incidental grease-ball to wonton dining.

So just think about lobotomized Trumpian logic: Authorities, in the first three months of this fiscal year seized 4,537 pounds of fentanyl on the US-Mexico, which one could easily extrapolate as fentanyl precursors from China amounting to somewhere in the tens-of-thousands of pounds if not hundreds-of-thousands of pounds making it’s way to the continent, due to the fact that if 4,537 pounds of actual fentanyl could be seized and do absolutely nothing to put a dent in the supply for what is clearly an insatiable demand in the good ol’ USA! USA! USA!, there is truly an untapped fentanyl river flowing into the USA! USA! USA! So why then why is China being tariff threatened at a measly 10% tariff rate?

Clearly Trump’s 25% tariffs against Cana-duh and Mexico have absolutely zero to with “Red Alert – State of Emergency! – USA! USA! USA!” and everything to do with starting a trade war with his dependable and competent trading partners of antiquity and harvest more foreign corporations to his corporate whoredom geographical location and attempt to nostalgically return America to a manufacturing powerhouse, forgetting one thing: Most citizens of the USA! USA! USA! don’t want to work hard to produce quality products, they want to become Hollywood celebrities, TikTok stars, live a meagre trailer park existence, do the least amount of work with as little effort as possible, and when that fails to materialize; tickle the dragons tail by smoking fentanyl from their crumpled tinfoil American Dream.

USA! USA! USA! Sad but true. If Trump were to just come out, admit there is a serious problem and openly declare that America is indeed a failed state newly referred to as the 49th county of not so jolly old England, the crawl out from the figurative and literal fentanyl gutter will be all that much more easy for the world to get on with in helping America complete the 12 steps necessary to move on to a meaningful existence. And seemingly balkanize in yet another camouflaged iteration of the sickly millenniums deep Crown of genocidal perversion. Just ask Russia’s flag all about it!

Interlude

It’s not my fault for you choosing to be gay! That’s a choice you are going to have to live with. Please do not take it out on me. You know who you are – poofter hackers. Remember, once that dick went in your mouth, it was official, there was no turning back! Do not take your poor life choices and frustrations out on me and my merry enlightenment vehicle. Fucking Cowards.

Another Slice

USA! USA! USA! – “If we can’t start and profit off a shooting war, financializing trade into a trade war is the next best thing!” Dear Trump and corporate whore House-Hold Blanco contingent: Step one is admitting there is a problem. And many problems indeed, including outright lying with your incestuous Ms. Direction, Mrs. de Point and Sir Charges House-Hold Blanco familial lobotomized verbal diarrhea of the clearly fallacious “Red Alert – State of Emergency! – USA! USA! USA!” As mentioned above, the tariffs against Cana-duh and Mexico are indeed a glaring indictment on American society itself and its decades long slide into the miasmic sewer: Has Trumpian logic even questioned as to why so many Americans would rather smoke fentanyl and tickle the dragons tail with a good chance of being bitten rather than even attempt to participate to a substantial degree in American society?

If so many Americans at this point in time are outright disgusted and unwittingly blinded by the unaffordability crisis, mega-financialization, corporate mega-merger dystopia syndrome, Hollywood Entertainment Industry Brain-Scramble Foundational Destitution , low paying shit jobs, a media machine fit for atomic bomb annihilation, and accompanying political divide amongst other factors, how are they going to cope when everyday and semi-luxury items begin to increase in price due to the consumers having to eat the extra cost imposed on goods from the 25% tariffs imposed on Canadian and Mexican goods, let alone the other endless tariffs planned for what seems to be the entirety of the worlds countries?

If life for so many Americans is so dystopian and unaffordable at this point in time, that masses choose opiate brain damage and/or death over the crumpled tinfoil American Dream of Nightmarish reality, what happens when millions more hit the rock bottom that Trumpian logic fails to admit even exists? Trust Yours Human Guinea Pig Truly, there is a demand for that fentanyl for a reason – America as was once known is thoroughly dead and never to return, as great as it never was – overdosed on its own greed, stupidity, corporatism, financialization, a junkfood catastrophe, indoctrinated divisional existence, Hollywood Entertainment Industry Brain-Scramble Foundational Destitution, a debauched education system, a cannibalized government left gnawing on its only appendage left, its demoralized population, and now spreading across geographical locations the world over in the feeble and vain attempt to keep the cannibalization going by attempting to punish the clearly endless list of countries that have the USA! USA! USA! so frightened and paranoid that their only card left to play is devout fundamentalist Americanism in Supersizing global trade tariffs in the Gulf of Americanization so far and wide yet extremely shallow. America cannot and will not be saved from itself and the Crown it so tellingly represents – just ask the short lived Nazi Empire it so gleefully and enthusiastically swallowed whole after the termination of World War Two; A Nazi Empire masterminded and financed by the contingency of the entirety of the European Crown, with even the eagerly drooling help of already Globalist Crown infected entities such as General Motors, Ford, IBM, the Rockefellerers, and even Joseph Kennedy to name a few.

Yes, USA! USA! USA! a country so on the verge of “Greatness” that it’s life expectancy is currently on a downward trajectory, as near all countries life expectancies are headed in the opposite direction, up. Yes, so on the verge of greatness is the good ol’ USA! USA! USA! that overdose death and suicide, along with poor lifestyle choice diseases such as diabetes and heart disease, not to mention the American affinity to shoot at fellow citizens and ask stupid questions later just reinforces the true sickness of the House-Hold Blanco of the current Empire Du Jour and the sleaze it so truly represents – beamed out orgasmically to any foolish geographical location willing to swallow the poisoned American pill of the Crown on anabolic steroids. Oh, that forty-ninth county of England – so fucking delusional indeed, whether with a diaper shitting octogenarian, or a debilitating pussy grabbing pathological liar believing himself to be on a mission from God, rather that taking the time to actually find God inside himself. What a fucking freak! And what seems to be an endless line of corporate whores willing to sniff his fouled, miasmic esophagus emanating backdraft. Oh that Gulf of Americanization, is there anything more shallow in the universe!? Nope, not even a black-hole inverted to infinity.

With Trumpian corporate whore “Greatness” surely to play out in the next short while, the beginning of a decades long renaissance of all renaissances is indubitably 12 to 18 months away, and Yours The Human Guinea Pig Truly can hardly wait for the first telling sign: when it becomes clear that when Executive Order number 666 is finally publicly let out of his withered bag: that he secretly signed into law that the five decades of him whacking-off to the presidential portraits on American currency and having said filthy loads that he blew saved on ice in his deep underground shallow hidey-hole had finally been stockpiled in every sperm-bank across the country and any other country he was able to bribe in corporate whore fashion while forcibly having all other actual human specimens destroyed, had finally come to bear the rotten fruit of what will, eventually down the road, become an entirely inbred Trumpian lineage the world over and fondly blown to Mars via a piddly Elon Musk and 13 year old Trumpette strumpet parented offspring to be left in charge of Space X, Coke X, Pepsi X, X, House-Hold Blanco X, Fourth Reich Incorporated X, Ford-General Motors Holocaust the Second Bulldozer Corporation X, Monsanto Soylen Green Farming Subsidiary X, and of course; Israel from the Mediterranean to the Black and Arabian Sea Land Holding Corporation X. To name a few X’s. Not to mention the pornography and moonshine conglomerate XXX X.

Trump and his corporate whores in the House-Hold Blanco, take your fucking outright, outlandish and outhouse dwelling lies about Mexican and especially Canadian cross-border fentanyl and migration as being “Red Alert – State of Emergency! – USA! USA! USA!” and shove them up your disgusting ass (pie-hole) as it is a heck of a lot dirtier and less productive than what comes out the other end. Clearly the only state of emergency in the USA! USA! USA! is the actual USA! USA! USA! itself. Besides, without all those “unwanted” illegal immigrants, how will American Americanization and Americanisms be able to cheat general Americans out of fair wages by skipping them over in order to take advantage of those “unwanted” illegal immigrants. Yup only in the USA! USA! USA! Otherwise referred to as the 49th county oF England.