Writings
Getting creative with your thoughts.
Simply put, a collection of what the soft spongy organ encapsulated within my skull, between my ears has been able to generate with the electrical and chemical impulses of synapses through the teamwork of neurons, dendrites and axons to bring the external stimulus that my body encounters into what we call observations and ideas, and more specifically in my case brought forth through the medium of the English language.
I do also have a very basic French language function but I will not embarrass myself in that regard, nor bring insult to the proud and praiseworthy culture of French countries and communities around the globe.
Writings
Synthesized Negation?
Fourword Spinning their goddamn yarns. Itchy Pricks King Charles The Turd is an inbred child molesting poofter. Oh wait, that one has already been done. Too bad that Yours Punctuation Butcher Truly...
Double Clutching and Spastic Procrastinators
Hey hey now what’s that smell? Just like corn-bred done too well! What you need, you know I got! So hands up…. That’s right, corn-bred. Yellow & knobby. Masters degrees in knees-iology....
Hebdomadal Hemorrhoid
So went the axis’: yaw, yaw, yaw - yawn, yawn, yawn. Good Lord and Jesus McFuckingChrist help me, what a fucking stink! A veritable regular steaming and piss-warm pile of shit such a locale emanated...
Seedy Rae Von and Double Trouble
Fourword Look At Little Sister Cloned & Honed Without a doubt - She's a plant Moistly sprouted - established German-nation Grown of the state - in rooting infiltration Upon fertilizing need -...
Learn to Decode
Fourword The Frontline are reputable. As For the Swagger Stick Lickers? "Well, well, well - I do what I want!" Well, well, well - Here, Yours Offended By The Alphabet Truly Creator was, about to...
A Significant Number?
In selective respective infective perspective directive introspective inflective dissective reflective: Alas, the morass, but who shall pass? Substantive dimensional levered accompanying mist, in...
Phreaking à la Mornay
Logorrheic dedication permeates a braindead nation Orangutang degeneration, no onanism penetration Ocular constipation welling up in separation Keister's indignation, fertilizes new plantation Yo-yo...
“Royal” Sceptre Sepsis & Celebrity Halitosis – Blown, Out of Proportions
Fourword Shamrocks & a soft spot. They Put a Cork in It In Case Yours Offended By The Alphabet Creator Truly did not spell it out well enough for y'all, He recently went on a trip to Ireland....
Move Over Kosher and Get the Halal Out of Here
Fourword Someone's gotta do it! Iron Triangulation Strangulation So what's the skinny, all you fathead fucks? Slim chance, that medium, heavy-duty catastrophe. All that one can see in need of...
Feeling Beamish!
Got Sunshine? Insofar as Beyond the Pale Resourcefulness to all shores Emerald brightness beyond Isle Lush lovin' Lisdoonvarna Atlantic Wild West Way Nuanced vehicular experience Destined...
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