Writings
Getting creative with your thoughts.
Simply put, a collection of what the soft spongy organ encapsulated within my skull, between my ears has been able to generate with the electrical and chemical impulses of synapses through the teamwork of neurons, dendrites and axons to bring the external stimulus that my body encounters into what we call observations and ideas, and more specifically in my case brought forth through the medium of the English language.
I do also have a very basic French language function but I will not embarrass myself in that regard, nor bring insult to the proud and praiseworthy culture of French countries and communities around the globe.
Writings
Move Over Kosher and Get the Halal Out of Here
Fourword Someone's gotta do it! Iron Triangulation Strangulation So what's the skinny, all you fathead fucks? Slim chance, that medium, heavy-duty catastrophe. All that one can see in need of...
Feeling Beamish!
Got Sunshine? Insofar as Beyond the Pale Resourcefulness to all shores Emerald brightness beyond Isle Lush lovin' Lisdoonvarna Atlantic Wild West Way Nuanced vehicular experience Destined...
Self Fulfilling Profligacy
.....Yup, and that's why the Roman army crucified that poor soul. Well, that and that poor soul waited too long to listen to the manifestations of the songbirds. That's right, the song birds. Nope,...
Subconscious Ornamentation
Fourword Waves in the past. You-Turn “I would rather walk, with all of that unstuffed, refreshing fresh air and all accompanying such an endeavour, you know. Unencumbered, contemplative realizations...
The Coiffure’s Cloud Cuckoo Land Cocklocracy
Fourword Wrong angle right-angle. Jandal Express In ominous foreshadowing, all the stars aligned, in a criss-crossed confinement paralleled arrangement inhabiting the straight and narrows furtively...
The Pope’s Knows
And the crowd went wild with feverish fervour! Nascent bellowing markedly uplifting new spirit Effluvium uropygium denoting cardinal point Wangled denotation upon uropygial gland exhaustion Pestled...
Swipe Right and Affix Bayonets
It is said, in many places, that April showers bring May flowers, and in William's world, such would be the case, even though William, or Billy, as his friends, coworkers and, out of his own...
Erection Special – Hard Up Bullshit
Fourword Here we go again. Starter Salad Such an irremediable stink that personification of putrefaction is in whole-handed underfoot laid waste waylaying static brained terminally engrained...
Thermo-Couple Oil Philtre
Tit for tat What could be wrong with that? Levy the fine No softwood of mine Secure the load Such an undulating road Crevice that canyon Thoroughly uprooted banyan Surmounting of hills Hydraulic...
Don’t Be That Dick
It was but a stark equation The sum of his fears compiled greater than Compounding retractive subtraction reassessment Heightened in degrees of multiplying additional Integers determinant in...
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