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Pansy Boys & Weeping Willies.

Cry, Cry, Cry, Mimicry

Big fuckin’ deal!  Yeah, they can drive fast in a straight line – bravo, bravo. Linear distinguishable, distinguished some the less dimensionally flat-landers. To and fro. Throw a curve or two or three or four-hundred at ‘em and it’s mostly all over that side shifting gravity dislodgement driven led-footed straight lined encompassment rectangular try-angularly approachability runway mentality. Take-Off, Eh! Linear delineation – Albertan drivers, it’s all good til they come to a curve, those damn curves. Wild Rose Country coloured spectacles prairie-oyster boisterous consumptive detachment sent a mentality practicality stampede hospitality below the belt fellate “The Great” compatibility willy-nilly hillbilly nitty-gritty interoperability geysered silly shitty committee emulative pity cloned straight-up titties borne of abused kitties. Woof!

There goes the frothing at the mouth Big Doggy tellin’ that Little wannabe Doggy what to do? Either way, dog shit underfoot? Leash ‘em up and let ‘em run Wild Rose Country service rigging’ directional slanted south spillin’ Globalist Corporate Whore fillin’ fuck run amok metaphorical penicillin premonition? Balk, balk, balkanize but just another facet of the full-on Crown exercise? Fractional factional extraction-all? Cloned straight-up titties borne of abused kitties? Would a tamed house-cat know what to do if it got out, other than end up consumptive smorgasbord delight of differing Globalist menu? 

Yeah, they can drive fast in a straight line –  til they come to a curve. That filthy “royal’ hemophiliac inbred waste of atoms, Louise Caroline Alberta – fourth daughter to that “royal” pig, Queen Victoria – originator of the gift that just keeps on giving: hemophilia – run, run, run to the heels, saturate that “royal” ground base-less than the Tralfamadorian ether-regionals finding amusement in procreating with blood relative rewards. How many in short attention span reality know the original bruised-oozer, and does such matter? Can one rename a pet that far down the lying? If so, who chooses? This is Cana-duh, it is full of Cana-dumbs. Is running from a gaggle of whores to a raving lunatic pimp considered progress? Straight line denominational – why deviate from The Norm? If Jesus was a hermaphrodite would that give a new meaning to the word cross-dresser? 

This is Cana-duh, it is full of Cana-dumbs y’all know. Subjects to put in contexts. Cleave it oblong swansong. A referendum for a referendum inclined to refer-red-rum geographical location addendum nouveau orgiastic sputum nullification. 

In the off chance that such actually occurred, surely the seeming Yankee closeted Alberta Prosperity Party has a better plan than to run to the morally and financially bankrupt Globalist Corporate Whore faction masters for a 500 Billion dollar line of credit in the financialization nightmare topsy-turvy-crazy-downside-up whirled encompassment? And at what interest-rate other than the highly rated interest of the ugliest funny-money counterfeiter this side of the Great Firewall of China? Cana-duh sits well over a Trillion dollars in the defunct Globalist debt based framework and Alberta wants a shot to suckle upon the West’s Globalist debt priapism machine to the cartoon up to half a Trillion dollars so that it is able to achieve “Independence?” Hmm, makes perfect nonsense. An Alberta population of 5 million wants to incur up to 500 Billion dollars from a normalized Globalist death dealer, while the entire 40 million populace of Cana-duh is on the hook for 1+ Trillion dollars. Straight line mainliners inside Right to the Globalist rancid box office.

Let’s ask AI – Chat LSD, what do you think about Alberta’s straight line fight fright plight sight?: 

For the “royal” inbred and aptly named province of Alberta, to run to the US Treasury for a line of credit and undue influence due to Globalist Whoredom affinity of a tiny contingent of closeted Yankee fellating crank-yankers would be the antithesis of any “Independence” movement whatsoever – in fact if Alberta decided to undertake such a potential Globalist Whore-Master debt trap of fledgling Lucifer-like servitude it should in fact rename the pitiful underling satellite, ‘Depends,’ and have a shit-filled diaper on a hobo-stick as its “national” flag. “Alberta” would be better off to shuck the lame-brain Globalist “democracy” model and come up with a system of true direct-democracy where its citizens had a say in something other than choosing a beholden to whomever pathological liar every few years or so, beginning with Its citizens voting its nouveau Geographical Location namesake so as to be able to shirk the insanity of being but one of the locales named after a slop-trough of inbred genocidal maniacs who for some odd reason have fudge-tunnelled their ways through the history books straight into unthinking robots circuitry indoctrination. Not only such, but the Geographical Location formerly known as Alberta of which could be voted out in the first instance of direct democracy should form a National Corporation of which its energy resources are owned and managed for the benefit of its citizenry and not raped by Globalist corporations for pure greed, shameless profits, “sovereign” Svengali concoction, transnational world domination……..Of course, if “Alberta” were to engage in such “undemocratic” actions the US treasury would not have five dollars to spare, but USA! USA! USA! would surely have a black budget to badmouth, blockade and bomb the living fuck out of Alberta” in order to get that pyramidal pendulum tiny-dick swinging back in its misdirection. Hey, it is just the way the Crown operates – surgery with a sledgehammer…..Alberta should learn to take some curves and deviate from its straight line emulation mimicry.