New Wave Christmas!

He knows when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake! Correct that – They know when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake! Damned seat-sniffers – They got their ways! Many, many ways! The technological age!  The dirt they got...

An Ounce of Perversion Is Worth a Megaton of Impure

Fourword Y’ought to have salad! Glug, Glug, Smug, Smug Chop, chop. Line ‘em up. Blow this up your knows, dames and fellows! Flotsam upon their logorrheic jetsam – come and get you some! Humdrum humbug keel haul who’s the vessel to be drug down under entire...

Floccinaucinihilipilification or Something Like That

Sad to say with all that trembling, at such a young age and all, but he had a touch of the palsy. Poor bugger. Silly me – misread the report. It turns out, as he accumulatively turns out that he actually had a touch of the ballsy’s. Poor buggered. Many a touch....