Learn to Decode

Fourword The Frontline are reputable. As For the Swagger Stick Lickers? “Well, well, well – I do what I want!” Well, well, well – Here, Yours Offended By The Alphabet Truly Creator was, about to prove beyond the shadow of a reasonable doubt...

“Royal” Sceptre Sepsis & Celebrity Halitosis – Blown, Out of Proportions

Fourword Shamrocks & a soft spot. They Put a Cork in It In Case Yours Offended By The Alphabet Creator Truly did not spell it out well enough for y’all, He recently went on a trip to Ireland. And let me tell you something from personal experience:...

Move Over Kosher and Get the Halal Out of Here

Fourword Someone’s gotta do it! Iron Triangulation Strangulation So what’s the skinny, all you fathead fucks? Slim chance, that medium, heavy-duty catastrophe. All that one can see in need of apostrophe’s. See-to-slimy-see is all it can be....

Erection Special – Hard Up Bullshit

Fourword Here we go again. Starter Salad Such an irremediable stink that personification of putrefaction is in whole-handed underfoot laid waste waylaying static brained terminally engrained shit-stain acid-rained linguistically-profane runaway-train of societal shame...

The Bleating Incoherent Contradiction and Diarrhea In a Meat Grinder Diplomacy

Fourword Pinocchio Dumb-Fucchio Braggadocio To lambaste or not to lambaste, that is the question? Or, to lamb-baste or not to lamb-baste in greasy grilling, perhaps such is the flocking question? Or is it the question itself the question in question? Talk about a...