An Ounce of Perversion Is Worth a Megaton of Impure

Fourword Y’ought to have salad! Glug, Glug, Smug, Smug Chop, chop. Line ‘em up. Blow this up your knows, dames and fellows! Flotsam upon their logorrheic jetsam – come and get you some! Humdrum humbug keel haul who’s the vessel to be drug down under entire...

“Royal” Sceptre Sepsis & Celebrity Halitosis – Blown, Out of Proportions

Fourword Shamrocks & a soft spot. They Put a Cork in It In Case Yours Offended By The Alphabet Creator Truly did not spell it out well enough for y’all, He recently went on a trip to Ireland. And let me tell you something from personal experience:...

Move Over Kosher and Get the Halal Out of Here

Fourword Someone’s gotta do it! Iron Triangulation Strangulation So what’s the skinny, all you fathead fucks? Slim chance, that medium, heavy-duty catastrophe. All that one can see in need of apostrophe’s. See-to-slimy-see is all it can be....

Erection Special – Hard Up Bullshit

Fourword Here we go again. Starter Salad Such an irremediable stink that personification of putrefaction is in whole-handed underfoot laid waste waylaying static brained terminally engrained shit-stain acid-rained linguistically-profane runaway-train of societal shame...