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For Christ’s Sake Stop Feeding the Animals
Endlessly Re-Deuced Once again he dug one dimensionally into his shallow bag of tricks in order to linearly shuffle about in search of a meaningful existence able to be flashed believably to the...
Weight for a Few Minutes – Round and Round We Go
Extra, Extra? Read All About It! Wikipedia lists the weight of the Roman pound (libra) at 328.9 grams, and the Roman ounce (uncia) at 27.4 grams. Encyclopedia Britannica also tabulates the Roman...
A Good Stretch of Seasons
Spring has sprung oh how the mercury rises Bringing into view the well-arrayed sizes Extended Puppy and Tortoise need not apply The view in the city festooned by and by Reflections in glazing...
The Orbital Movement Seeks an Audible Accompaniment
Blast Off to Cast Off Obviously a major malfunction. Definitely a Challenger for the be all and end all catchall of the unceremoniously and often poisoned independent windfall agonizingly feeding a...
This Dissent-Airy Release Is a Fluid Projection Upon Societal Function
Fourword Somebody clip their wings. Influenzaer Warning: this is not a drill - it is an impact driver. Though matter-of-factly, definitely a boring tool for those who do not want to constructively...
A Mishmash Featuring a Chimp Bash, Propaganda Trash, Gluteus Flash, Weapons Stash, a Royal Gerbil Cache and Ending With a Sheepish Rash
Hirsute of Happiness? Say, did I ever tell everyone about, how, many years ago, during a trip to Africa, I managed to beat off, with my bare hands, an aggressive troop of banana marauding...
The All-Go-Rhythm of Sacrificial Intelligence Woke the Sleeping Compliant
Fourword Offended by the alphabet!? Leaky Buckets In the Heat of the Fight I feel like committing a crime! Let's say, oh, murdering some insensibilities of the unconscious rambling zombiism passing...
US Suppository Diplomacy Went For a Deep State Dive Down Under – Article III
Definitely Not the Third Rock From His Son The hunter had become the hunted, though not in a pill popping, dead brother's wife banging, crack smoking, Burisma Holdings milking, prostitute...
The Good the Bad and the Mass of Ignorance In-Between
There is nothing to be ashamed of in talking about it, as perverse and/or societally anomalous as the action can very well be in descriptive public discussion. Slathered in circumspect mention for...
Night of the Lviving Dead – Zombies March
Webbed Feat Time to peer into that crystal ball. No, not that sped up methamphetamine stupor of focused delusional exuberance. As a teen, some old acquaintances used to partake, though it seemed...
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