A Prentice Ship

Talking loud and ultimately saying nothing, of any importance anyways. Drib-drab à la mode. A regular wing-ding ding-a-ling extravaganza. Flappy-do. Paid for, but in no discernible way ordered by those societal takeaways left holding the overly spoiled bag of nonexistent tricks. Call it the bureaucratic cookery per se, a real MSG additive disfavour of distaste flavour – Monumentally Sacrificial Government. Thinking on their feat, a real funnelled slice & dice chopping block. Time to dine upon the homogenized stewing mass of convoluted gobbledegook boiling over in perverted redundancy of that leftover supe kitchen feeding the cognitively obliterated monster of cross-border coagulation à la World Economic Forum family. A mass starvation of the minds somehow feeding a distended societal belly of the beast hungering for a change.

Like a cunnilingus shindig, all those lips are a’ endlessly flapping, though there is no intellectual merit espoused and it is in no way fit for public consumption. The World Economic Forum that is. The WEF – the true pandemic of the 21st century one might surmise. A pandemic of arrogant stupidity. Lisa Witter, WEF Young Global Leader and executive chairman of Apolitical is but another foolish & toothless cog in the machinations of a One World Government employed by zeroed minds. A One World Government that has all but failed due to the saturation of talking heads wielding shrunken brains – they just do not know it yet. One cannot fix stupid. However one can certainly let stupid run geographical locations awry, aplenty. So we find ourselves. And the disease spreads. Vintage 2024 – way past the expiration date already.

The synopsis of Apolitical seems to be that of polishing government turds around the globe by infusing evermore governmental logorrheic diarrhea into the bureaucratic wading pool anomaly by way of fecaloid transplanting any such anomalous bureaucratic nonsense from nation to nation of what is clearly already enough mental retardation “representing” tax milked citizenry a’ cognizant the world over. So basically to be as political as possible, but then deflecting from the centrally planned Globalist agenda by implementing an oxymoronic name – Apolitical – that would lead the completely lobotomized to stay paralyzed within the hideous bounds of what government has not so cleverly fooled the masses with for decades on end. Just one more scam in the endless scheme of things. For your benefit of course – as is a non-physiological hole in the head. Call it a brain letting, cause heaven knows, most of that proverbial blood has boiled away.

CR will now dissect the lacklustre platitudes of baseless, self-defeatist statements emanating from Apolitical’s mantra spelling out as to why current governments are doomed, where certainly, further central planning to elevate the supposedly sovereign central planners of infiltrated nation states is doomed to failure. The blind leading the braindead, and vice versa in viced versing. Well they tried. Give them a ribbon for participating. A rainbow ribbon of course. Did you forget, this is the 21st century of degeneracy. Apolitical – a government self-help platform designed and implemented by those all too in need of self-help themselves; so the governmental negative feedback loop circle jerks around way past the most squalid definition of squalor.

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Sadly, one has to do three minutes of homework to meaningfully participate any further by watching the linked video. CR is closer to being Cheez Whiz than a computer whiz, so yours ‘reality tilter’ truly was not able to imbed the video into this article.

Apolitical: “Many of our governments are designed to be careful and slow, which is important if your job is to be the stewards of the citizens and the planet. But what that means is our ability to adapt and be agile in governments goes down.”

CR: Government has a superiority complex based upon a reactive inferiority framework of dawdling while freely admitting to be inadequate in the adaptability and agility department? Hmm, sounds agonizing. For government to think as to being a steward over myself or anyone else with a free mind is a disgusting slap in the face, a punch in the gut and clearly a blatant indication that the role of government has been hijacked to the point of smug incompetence while overstepping every boundary of their thoroughly tainted existence. Personally, I could do without 90 to 95 percent of the bureaucratic redundancy and childish stooping that has filled, festered, and permeated society at the inept hands of careful and slow socialist dystopia.

Apolitical: “And frankly, it’s the largest workforce in the world, 200 million people, and we haven’t invested in the leadership, in the skills inside of government, like we have in the private sector.”

CR: So let me get this straight – 200 million careful and slow people with a low level competency in leadership and skillset when measured in proportion to the private sector. Well, not exactly a self professing measure of confidence in Apolitical’s first introductory statements on the foundation and permanent structure of government. Perhaps it gets better from here on out. Hope you enjoyed the pessimistic optimism in the voice of Sharon, my electronic narrator. Say, Did anyone else wonder why Lisa Witter, chairman of Apolitical, of which by name, proposes to be neutral of government, kept using wording with government pronouns such as, “our ability to adapt and be agile,  as well as, “like we have in the private sector.” Possibly an apparatchik slip of the tongue?

Apolitical: Public servants need the same motivations as their private-sector peers, Witter says. They want to feel a sense of community. And to feel appreciated.

CR: Really, is that a fact!? Speaking from experience of my dwelling within said private sector construct, my personal motivation is that of having an addiction to my job, to work harder and more efficiently that my peers and do it for self satisfaction and no need to be recognized or appreciated by anyone other than myself. It is called having a good work ethic and self-pride. Such tactics have been known to tremendously lead in the opposite direction of a self-pity party. As for the need to feel a sense of community – go for beers with coworkers after work is over, or join a damn church or roller derby league….You know, CR would really like a golden government pension, but all I have is my rope, my beam (truss), my rickety stool, and that gloriously shared gravity, yet yours ‘mind haven’ truly complains not. From blue collar to blue in the face, what a transition.

Apolitical: They need training in skills such as communication and strategic thinking.

CR: Hold on a minute here. So Apolitical is telling us that there are 200 million people on the world’s government payrolls, egregiously pilfered from us lowly private sector tax slaves, of which are claiming to be the stewards of society and the planet, but their skillset is such that years and decades into “employment” their aptitudes in strategic thinking and communications is hovering below an acceptable level to get the job done in an acceptable manner? Geez, these politicians and government bureaucracies are starting to make a whole lot more sense.

Apolitical: “We have 18th-century politics, we have 19th-century institutions, 20th-century technology, and I mean that in a broad sense, and 21st-century challenges and opportunities.”

CR: With Apolitical being of Teutonic geographical location (Berlin), it took awhile, but at least someone finally admitted that current political and institutional constructs lead back to 18th & 19th century antiquated insensibilities of European monarchies headlining the Empire Du Jour’s big-top festival. And that 20th century technology just made the lightbulb go off! Morse Code and Telegrams, they are skirting the digital dragnet via Transatlantic telegraph cables! Sure makes baby blood trade communications a lot safer for those “royals.” About those 21st-century challenges and opportunities facing government – no better time for the Nobel Piece Prize than right now. TNT!

Apolitical: Governments tell Apolitical the biggest challenge they face today is climate change.

CR: Ceaseless climate scaremongering of linear delineation. Looks like it is working; well, on admittedly slow, agility starved, adaptability challenged, leadership skill impaired, self-proclaimed under appreciated, 19th-century derived institutional minds longing for communication and strategic thinking upliftment abilities. Hey, those are their words not mine.

Truly makes one think. All those bureaucrats and politicians sitting in climate controlled government offices doing work, of whichever that entails, at probably less than half the rate of what a private sector employ could achieve, yet the whole collective government worry is propagandized as “climate change.” So just how is climate change exactly affecting those at the Canada Revenue Agency or Internal Revenue Service; or for that matter those in the social services departments; how about those in parliaments, senates or other legislative assemblies; or, say, permitting departments; perhaps, food inspection agencies; maybe, financial oversight committees; possibly aviation authorities; diplomatic missions; passport offices; health ministries….?

“Climate change” a power play regurgitation of the Globalist agenda of complete control over all: resources, politicians, governments, information channels, economics, and most importantly, the countless lynchpins of unthinking and subservient minds shamed into a self defeatist narrative – now from birth of a generation entirety.

Apolitical: “When we started the company there were all these bureaucrat jokes, like how many bureaucrats does it take to change a lightbulb? And we were like, that’s not what we’re finding here. We’re finding like really heroic people who don’t want to be seen as heroes, right?”

CR: So how many bureaucrats does it take to unquestionably follow a centrally planned Globalist agenda while being admittedly slow, agility starved, adaptability challenged, leadership skill impaired, self-proclaimed under appreciated, 19th-century derived institutional minds longing for communication and strategic thinking upliftment abilities by way of a toothless fecaloid spreader such as Apolitical incompetence? Why, right around 200 million of course. Heroes, right?

Maybe it is time to start think along the lines of the bureaucracies being those burnt out lightbulbs in need of a change. Replenishing skylights anybody?

My advice to Apolitical, if they really wanted to make a meaningful change for the future, would be to start manufacturing guillotines & pitchforks, because all the hooey emanating from such an organization has but the productive capacity to further the shackles of the government debt mania and cement the future of a dumbunist state worthy of breaking that glass to put into use that precious rope, beam, rickety stool and saving agent of gravity.

CR