Flappy-Do

A Prentice Ship Talking loud and ultimately saying nothing, of any importance anyways. Drib-drab à la mode. A regular wing-ding ding-a-ling extravaganza. Flappy-do. Paid for, but in no discernible way ordered by those societal takeaways left holding the overly spoiled...

Deck the Halls With Boughs of Folly

The rumour going around the North Pole is that Santa has had to switch to a larger sled, and double his reindeer team so as to accommodate the largest hauling of stocking coal to be distributed to the Globalist class masters and their morally bankrupt stringed...